November Lyrics

Artist : PRETTYMAN, TRISTAN
Album : Twentythree
Beneath the fog is a city I know too well
And it melts like ice and it burns like hell
And the freeways always stopped at 6 o'clock
So we're leaving without you whether you like it or not

And the wind blows the leaves off the trees
Another sign of spring bringing winter to its knees
And they say, the grass is greener on the other side
Well I want to know all about the darkness that lights your eyes 'cause it's...

It's breaking me down, it's breaking me down
It's breaking me down, down, down, down, down...

And the change
Is so constant over me
Take me and show me
Who I need to be

The asphalt a little bit darker and it helps you to remember when
The rain fell, in sweet November and
Be careful who you fall in love with, 'cause someone somewhere won't approve
And the prettiest girls always seem to keep their eyes on you

'Cause they're breaking you down, breaking me down
Breaking me down, down, down, down, down

So come on break me
I dare you
Break me I swear
Breakin' me down, down

So come on break me
I dare you
Break me I swear
Come on break me down, down, down...


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Hello Lyrics

Artist : PRETTYMAN, TRISTAN
Album : Hello...x
Hello, I've had you on my mind
For hours there's no doubt
There's no use wasting time

Hello, how could I ever feel this way?
With so much left to say
So much on my mind

I know there's no use
In trying harder
I got to gage and barter to get out

'Cause baby you start and then you stop
And my heart beats big before it drops
And I don't know what to do

Uh uh uh
Uh uh uh
Uh uh uh, uh

Sit back,
Let me love grow good for you

Hello, my God you're beautiful
It's true, everyday I stumble
Getting caught up on you

Now I, I never been so amused
There ain't nothing left to prove
I ain't got nothing to loose

'Cause baby, I've been lightly drinking
And a little bit too heavy on the thinking
Won't you tell me something good

'Cause baby you start
And then you stop
And my heart beats big before it drops
And I don't know what's to do

Uh uh uh
Uh uh uh
Uh uh uh, uh

Sit back
And let my love grow good for you
Sit back
And let my love grow good for you

So baby whatcha waiting,
Whatcha waiting, whatcha waiting for?


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Echo Lyrics

Artist : PRETTYMAN, TRISTAN
Album : Hello...x
Well isn't it like you to have 'em all fooled
Stand tall walkin' proud, now you're breaking the rules
Tell me honey, are you feelin' just a little displaced?
Let down and alone now, what a bad, bad taste

'Cause when I hear you say my name
I don't feel the same
Start to feel like I might break
And it's more than I can take
No use in trying to make me stay
When I'm already on my way
When I go you're gonna hear it echo
When I go, when I go you're gonna hear it echo

Now things just ain't what they used to be
Two years gone by and now it's just a memory
I tried to explain the reasons why
Step up or step down, come on baby pick a side

'Cause when I hear you say my name
I don't feel the same
Start to feel like I might break
And it's more than I can take
No use in trying to make me stay
When I'm already on my way
When I go you're gonna hear it echo
When I go, when I go you're gonna hear it echo

Oh start your running, no no no
Start your running, no no no
'Cause baby I don't wanna see your face round
Here no more
Oh start your running, no no no
Start your running, no no no
'Cause baby I don't wanna see your face
Round here no more

'Cause when I hear you say my name
I don't feel the same
Start to feel like I might break
And it's more than I can take
No use in trying to make me stay
When I'm already on my way
When I go you're gonna hear it echo
When I go, when I go you're gonna hear it echo

'Cause baby
Lately its gotten too much to take
I don't know if I can let it go
Some point I know I will break
And when I do, when I do you're gonna
Hear it echo
When I do, when I do you're gonna hear it echo
When I do, you're gonna hear it echo
When I do, you're gonna hear it echo
When I do, you're gonna hear it echo


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California Girl Lyrics

Artist : PRETTYMAN, TRISTAN
Album : Hello...x
I'll let you fall in love with me
Show you how easy it can be
California girl of your dreams
Sitting by the sea shore
Soaking up the summer breeze

Never gonna fall, I'm never gonna fall
For that old trick again
Never gonna fall, I'm never gonna fall
For that old trick again

I can't believe I even came
Don't even know your name
Boy you know that ain't my scene
But you gotta play by the rules
If you ever gonna win the game

Never gonna fall, I'm never gonna fall
For that old trick again
Never gonna fall, I'm never gonna fall
For that old trick again

Oh yes my words were true
True to the moment and true to you
But fear will help you make your move
Sweet kisses in the summer taste soft like honeydew

Never gonna fall, I'm never gonna fall
For that old trick again
Never gonna fall, I'm never gonna fall
For that old trick again
Never gonna fall, I'm never gonna fall
For that old trick again
Never gonna fall, I'm never gonna fall
For that old trick again


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Madly Lyrics

Artist : PRETTYMAN, TRISTAN
Album : Hello...x
I'm not surprised that you still call
I'm not surprised
I'm more surprised that I don't answer
Pick up the phone to call you back
Pick up the phone to call you back
Ain't it funny how things work out like that

'Cause the time that it takes to open my eyes
Is the time that it took me to realize

Madly, madly, madly
Well tell me that you need me
Show me I'm the only and that's all I need to know.

Madly, madly, madly
Well if you really love me,
When you see me leavin' baby, just let me go

Well I've been good, no I've been great
You say you're in a better place
And honestly, I'm happy for you

But there's a tone in my voice that gives away my selfish choice
Can my heart beat any faster?

'Cause the time that it takes to pass me by
Is the time that it took me to realize

Madly, madly, madly
Well tell me that you need me
Show me I'm the only and that's all I need to know

Madly. madly, madly
Well if you really love me
When you see me leavin' baby, just let me go

We give it up, try to find
What was with us all the time
Gotta lose some things, if you're ever gonna get on by
And who was wrong, who was right
Always end up in a fight
I thought I'd crumble, but now I find...

Madly, madly, madly
If you really love me
When you see me leavin' just let me go

Madly, madly, madly
Well tell me that you need me
Show me I'm the only and that's all I need to
Know, know, know, know

Madly, madly, madly
Well if you really love me
When you see me leavin' baby just let it go, no

Madly, madly, madly
Well tell me that you want me
When you see me leavin' baby
Just let me go


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Blindfold Lyrics

Artist : PRETTYMAN, TRISTAN
Album : Hello...x
Don't I seem better
Don't I seem just fine
I've been writing you love letters one at a time
Keep my thoughts in order
Put my love on the line
But you came a long and took it all down
And put your laundry up to dry

No matter how hard I try
Don't think you'll ever see
You're love is a perfect blindfold for me

You swim in and out of my heart
Like a fish in a bowl
Getting warm with summer approaching
But still my feet are cold

No matter how hard I try
Don't think you'll ever see
That you're love is a perfect blindfold for me

alone is good for me
alone is where id rather be
I can always use the company

No one else will do, baby I still want you
Yeah I still want you
and no one else will do

So please push me away
It's the least you can do
My eyes are sore, my feet are tired
I'm sick of chasing you

No matter how hard I try
Don't think you'll ever see
That you're love is a perfect blindfold for me

No matter how hard I try
Don't think you'll ever see
That you're love is a perfect blindfold for me


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Handshake Lyrics

Artist : PRETTYMAN, TRISTAN
Album : Hello...x
Hey boy, where you leaving to?
Always leaving all the time
Wanna get caught up to you
Gonna figure out how to make you mine
Know I love it when we're together
Don't it always feel so right?
Love to fall asleep when you hold me
Wake up and make love in the morning time

Hey boy, how come you feel this way?
For a little longer I'll try to make you stay
Don't want to break their hearts but if you don't they'll break you down
You'll wanna fall apart
Girls go wild for your east coast style
Happened more than once in a while
Think I know just where you're coming from
Up against the wall with my clothes coming undone

Sayin' love is a funny thing
When you've taken more than you can bring
Sayin' love is a funny thing
When you're caught up in the moment
'Cause boy I got your love right here
Don't blow it
No baby don't you blow it

'Cause I'm picking up the pieces that you left behind
It ain't so easy when you've flooded my mind
I try to stay steady but I loose my grip
You've got the kinda love that ain't easy to quit
Never hesitate to be taking it slow
You've got the moves to be puttin' on one hell of a show
When you stop by you never let me know,
By the end you've got me begging, baby please don't go

Sayin' love is a funny thing
When you've taken more than you can bring
Sayin' love is a funny thing
When you're caught up in the moment
So boy got your love right here
Don't blow it
No baby don't you blow it

Wanna offer up a little proposition
For when you can't be with the one you love kissing
In your heart there's a reason that you need it
This kind of love is a handshake agreement
Start it slow see where it goes
Most of the time you you never really know
Love can take you to some beautiful places
Lighten up the lives of a hundred thousand faces
Lighting up the lives on some faces

Sayin' love is a funny thing
When you've taken more than you can bring
Sayin' love is a funny thing
Don't get caught up in the moment
So boy got your love right here
Don't blow it
No baby don't you blow it


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War Out Of Peace Lyrics

Artist : PRETTYMAN, TRISTAN
Album : Hello...x
Well there are times when you know
When you should stay, when you should go
But you don't
Rehearse the lines in your head
You know what needs to be said
But it all comes out bad
And if it's space that you need
If time is falling at your feet
Walking away empty
Love is a crazy dream

Is it what you want
Is it what you need
We go back and forth
Making war out of peace
And you won't let go
And I won't give up
We go round and round
But is it ever enough
Is it ever enough

Lately I'm falling away
Growing more quiet by the day
Not really sure
Why I even feel this way
I guess I got a little scared
Someone could actually care
This time, just might be something there
And if it's change that you need
A little more mystery
Some kind of deeper meaning

Love is a crazy dream

Is it what you want
Is it what you need
We go back and forth
Making war out of peace
And you won't let go
And I won't give up
We go round and round
But is it ever enough
Is it ever enough

I'm sure I'll mess it all up
I'm sure I'll try to convince myself
That I just need to be
But what I want to be is
Something else, someone else

So why did we cross the line
Mess it all up with time
And in the end just assume it'll be alright?

Is it what you want
Is it what you need
We go back and forth
Making war out of peace
And you won't let go
And I won't give up
We go round and round
But is it ever enough
Is it ever enough

Is it what you want
Is it what you need
We go back and forth
Making war out of peace
And you won't let go
And I won't give up
No I won't give up
No I won't give up


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You Got Me Lyrics

Artist : PRETTYMAN, TRISTAN
Album : Hello...x
Tell me you love me
That I don't know how much you mean it
Every time you look in my eyes
You make sure that I can see it
I can't recall if I ever felt this way before
And if I did, wouldn't want those feelings hanging
Around here anymore

Just so you know
You got me
Nothing in the whole wide world could ever
Stop me
If you got love, got love to give
Just keep giving it up and someone will
Let you in
And just, so you know
You got me

Everyday you write it down
Just so I can read it
The best thing that ever happened to you
You know I wanna be it
I can't recall if I ever had a love I truly missed
And if I did, it wasn't no love compared to this

Just so you know
You got me
Nothing in the whole wide world could ever
Stop me
If you got love, got love to give
Just keep giving it up and someone will
Let you in
And just, so you know

You got me waiting
Learning my patience
Won't you hurry up and rescue me
There's so much talking
It's all I wanted

Just so you know
You got me
Nothing in the whole wide world could ever
Stop me
'Cause if you got love, got love to give
Oh, just giving it up and someone will let you in

And just so you know
You got me
Nothing in the whole world could ever stop me
'Cause if you got love
Love, love to give
Oh just keep giving it up
And giving it up
And giving it up
And just so you know
You got me


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Don't Work Yourself Up Lyrics

Artist : PRETTYMAN, TRISTAN
Album : Hello...x
I could run out at any given time
Don't leave a note, there ain't no reason to lie
I guess I still haven't found what I'm looking for
Can't keep my hands to myself, or my eyes off the door
Is it any wonder that I'm on to the next?
Be the first one to tell you
And the last to forget
Let me drag you into this bitterness
Sometimes I cant even understand the half of it
Don't work yourself up too much, oh love
Don't work yourself up too much, oh love

Sometimes I cant stand to be apart
I walk around in this city alone 'til it's dark
And if the sadness won't ever go away
I suppose I'll build it a home so it has a nice place to stay
Most of the time I don't mind the company
And I wish to God he'd stay
Why do you have to leave?
Seems like you always want what you can't have
Well that's just life, baby, and you can't get mad
Don't work yourself up too much, oh love
Don't work yourself up too much, oh love

So much out there I have yet to see
But sometimes I just want to settle down and start a family
And mostly I just feel like I am stuck in between
You don't come and I don't blame you I don't even trust me
Don't work yourself up too much, oh love
Yeah, don't work yourself up too much, oh love
Don't work yourself up too much, oh love
Yeah, don't work yourself up too much, oh love


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A Little Bit Lyrics

Artist : PRETTYMAN, TRISTAN
Album : Hello...x
These days 'round three o'clock
Rain does start to fall
Downpour on the whole damn block
So loud on the brick walls

Don't go making this easy
Don't go making it hard
'Cause when you come around
Eyes so blue
You know I can't ignore, no I can't ignore

You got something I want
Just a little bit
You got something I need
Just a little bit
No matter how hard I try to fight it
You're gonna bring this girl to her knees

'Cause everybody got places to go
And people to see
Everybody got plenty of time
But they don't know how to set it free
So why don't you come back
Come back to me
Baby come on back
Come back to me

You got something I want
Just a little bit
You got something I need
Just a little bit
No matter how hard I try to fight it
You're gonna bring this girl to her knees

Yes, you're gonna bring this girl to her knees
Bringing it up, bring it down to my knees


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Interviews Lyrics

Artist : PRETTYMAN, TRISTAN
Album : Hello...x
Am I sick of giving the same answers?
Are you sick of asking the same questions?
If we go 'round and 'round repeating
We ain't got no direction

And this system falling apart
I can't believe it all started
At the heart of the matter of fact
I'd put it all in, but I won't get it back

And my love, my love
The only thing that is stable
When my time is all tied up
But my heart is able

So come on
'Cause I won't let you down
And when I come around
I'll be good as new
So don't give up on me so soon
These interviews with who
Can't tell the rumors from the truth
Don't let it get the best of you
And don't give up on me so soon

Did the travel ever catch you in a hurry
I can't believe I even began to worry
In the big picture, we're all so small
We get so caught up, forgetting that we fall
Everything about it takes time to grow
So just learn to be loose, and let it all go
'Cause the time goes by, so damn fast
We try to build it all up but is it ever
Gonna last?

And my love, my love
The only thing that is stable
When my time is all tied up
But my heart is able

So come on
'Cause I won't let you down
And when I come around
I'll be good as new
So don’t give up on me so soon
These interviews with who
Can't tell the rumors from the truth
Don't let it get the best of you
And don't give up on me so soon


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In Bloom Lyrics

Artist : PRETTYMAN, TRISTAN
Album : Hello...x
Our love fell out of winter
Along with the leaves
And bloomed into spring
Taking all of our chances
And all of our dreams
And turned 'em into possibilities

I wanna know
What you're thinking
When you're lying in your bed late at night
Trying to keep so still
My heart is pounding
And it's trying just to keep up with the time

I am not yours
You are not mine


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God Gave Me Patience Lyrics

Artist : PRETTYMAN, TRISTAN
Album : Hello...x
God gave me patience
Patience to breath
God give me reasons
To not cry anymore about anything

God give me time
Time to think this through
God give me something
Something to keep my mind
Off missing you

And in the afternoon while the sun gets low
I wish I there was some other direction to drive
Somewhere else to go
But there's always one more thing I have to prove
There's always part of me missing you

So light the day
And invite me to stay
'Cause now I see
I was always on my way
Just a little late

Cause I cry lot
I cry out of fear
And it'd be nice if
You was all that made up these tears
But its years and years

And in the afternoon while the sun gets low
I wish I there was some direction to drive
Somewhere else to go
But if you never try
You'll never know
Sometimes the best part of goodbye
Is letting go

Oh, but I've been dreaming of clear skies
Oh, I've been dreaming of hometown coastlines
I would fly

So God give me patience
Patience to see
Within the chaos
There's always room to dream
Just let it be


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Hummingbirds Lyrics

Artist : PRETTYMAN, TRISTAN
Album : Hello...x
Take all the time you need
We get distracted all the time
And lately I can't stand sleep
Yeah, I got clouds in my eyes

Wake up wake up
How did we get so far
Wake up wake up
Away from where we are
Time stands still in the hours of the night
I couldn't get this right if I tried

Hummingbirds don't make a sound
They're gone as fast as they came
And love is swarming all around
But it still looks the same to me

Wake up wake up
How did we get so far
Wake up wake up
Away from where we are
Time stands still in the hours of the night
I couldn't get this right if I tried

Wake up wake up
How did we get so far
Wake up wake up
Away from where we are
Time stands still in the hours of the night
I couldn't get this right if I tried


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Say Anything Lyrics

Artist : PRETTYMAN, TRISTAN
Album : Cedar & Gold
If I could say anything, anything
What would it be?
A good question for a distant reality
I would tell you that I love you
Even when it didn't show
I would tell you that I love you baby,
By now I hope you know.

If you could go anywhere, anywhere
What would you see?
Take a step in any direction,
It's make believe
If your mind is always moving
Its hard to get your heart up off the ground
Yeah, your mind was always moving
Your thoughts never made a sound

We won't break if we let go
You and I already know
We were bound to be set free
Even surely, here we are now
You can say anything

If I could have it go any way, any way
It'd go like this
Take it back to a couple years [?]
To our first kiss
In that moment I loved you
This isn't how I ever saw it going down
In that moment I loved you
I wish I knew then what I know now.

We won't break if we let go
You and I already know
We were bound to be set free
Even surely, here we are now
You can say anything [x3]

You should you listen to your heart
(you should listen to you your heart)
It's gonna tell you what you need
(it's gonna tell you what you need)
Take care of yourself
(take care of yourself)
Don't you worry about me
(don't you worry about me)

You should you listen to your heart
(you should listen to you your heart)
It's gonna tell you what you need
(it's gonna tell you what you need)
Take care of yourself
(take care of yourself)
Don't you worry about me
(don't you worry about me)

We won't break if we let go
You and I already know
We were bound to be set free
Even surely, here we are now
You can say anything [x4]
Always say anything


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I Was Gonna Marry You Lyrics

Artist : PRETTYMAN, TRISTAN
Album : Cedar & Gold
I gotta go
Time to spread my wings and fly
Higher than the blue sky
Never did me any good
Waiting around
Only so much that my heart can take
It doesn’t matter what you say
Wishing for all we could-have-been

Just so you know just so you know
I never thought you'd let me go
I don’t even know the truth
Yeah we were fine, yeah we were fine
Then all at once you changed your mind
And I was gonna marry you

I gotta stay
As far away as I can get
Cuz a part of me hasn’t left
If I get too close you're gonna pull me back in to
Thinking everything you said was true
But the ring around my finger proved
That I was your girl
But in the end it wasn’t what you wanted

Just so you know just so you know
I never thought you'd let me go
I don’t even know the truth
Yeah we were fine, yeah we were fine
Then all at once you changed your mind
And I was gonna marry you
Yeah I was gonna marry you

Take all the words you’ve spoken
And the promises you’ve broken
And throw them all into the ocean
Just to let it be
And late at night
When you're lying in your bed alone
Wishing you were still at home
But we both know its too late

Just so you know just so you know
I never thought to let you go
I don’t even know the truth
Just so you know just so you know
I never thought you'd let me go
I don’t even know the truth
Yeah we were fine, yeah we were fine
Then all at once you changed your mind
And I was gonna marry you
I was gonna marry you.


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My Oh My Lyrics

Artist : PRETTYMAN, TRISTAN
Album : Cedar & Gold
You got my heart on a string
You want me back again and you know I’ll do anything
Just when I thought I was free
Knock, knock, the door is locked
But you still got a key

All too familiar, the moment it shows up
Now everything I know seems to fly

My oh my
You’re getting under my skin
Don’t know why I’m always letting you in
Just when I got my life together again,
Here you are standing there
Tell me why I should try-y-y
My oh my-y-y
My oh my-y-y
My oh my-y-y
My oh my-y-y

You got me under a spell
You look like heaven, oh, but you put me through hell
God knows there’s nothing to gain
Well who am I to deny, we’re both playing the same game
All too familiar, the moment it blows up
Now everything I know seems to fly

My oh my
You’re getting under my skin
Don’t know why I’m always letting you in
Just when I got my life together again,
Here you are standing there
Tell me why I should try-y-y
My oh my-y-y
My oh my-y-y
My oh my-y-y
My oh my-y-y

And I know that you’re no good for me
And it makes no sense at all
Still I keep coming back for more
‘Cause I’m addicted to your call

I know you ain’t no good for me
And all the lies and the lines you fed to me
The way you kept coming back for me
Like the last breath left of the air I need

I know you ain’t no good for me
And all the lies and the lines you fed to me
The way you kept coming back for me
Like the last breath left of the air I need

My oh my
You’re getting under my skin
Don’t know why I’m always letting you in
Just when I got my life together again,
Here you are standing there
Tell me why I should try-y-y
My oh my-y-y
My oh my-y-y
My oh my-y-y
My oh my-y-y

My oh my-y-y
My oh my-y-y
My oh my-y-y
My oh my-y-y

My oh my
I know you ain’t no good for me
And all the lies and the lines you fed to me


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Unconditionally Lyrics

Artist : PRETTYMAN, TRISTAN
Album : Cedar & Gold
You wanna make a move,
Well go on, get on
I'm ready now
I've been all along
Won't you take your time?
You do it so well
And I'm beside myself
With the feelings I felt
You can try to understand
Things you don't plan
And no need to define
A reason alright
I'm just gonna love you
Like you love me
Unconditionally

So won't you hang around?
Cause you have me so well
And I'm so down
For weeks can you talk
How you hold your own
And you don't put up a fight
Baby just promise me
You'll keep me up all night
And I won't try to understand
Things you don't plan
And no need to define
A reason alright

I'm just gonna love you
Like you love me
Unconditionally
Like family, like coming home
Like forever no matter where
You go,
I just wanna love, you
I just wanna love you, yeah
So I'm gonna love you
Like you love me
Unconditionally
Unconditionally, yeah.


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Quit You Lyrics

Artist : PRETTYMAN, TRISTAN
Album : Cedar & Gold
I guess so maybe
When I'm meant to be
I'm a thing of fear
Is just a caught me free
But I've never loved the way out of dream
And I don't think my heart has ever been so true
'cause I just can't sing to shake wait break it or quit you
Oh ohh, I can't quit you, ohh oh oh, oh oh oh

I cannot sleep, what is your love and I miss
You're like a fever that I'm coming down with with
You said a lot, but I'm never hurt no
You said to join but I'm never let go
'cause I just can't sing to shake wake break it or quit you

Oh ohh, I can't quit you, ohh oh oh, oh oh oh

Why really take to make you sing
If only you just choose me
Oh I love till the day I die
Then forever I will be satisfied

I'll be satisfied

While it be easier if you were just some guy
From some other town didn't live close by
But you got me good and I can't quit,
Now yeah I'm hooked on you and I'm freaking out
Because I just can't seem to shake wake break it or quit you
Oh ohh, I can't quit you, ohh oh oh, oh oh oh

'cause you just can't just can't sing to, sing to
I just can't, just can't sing to sing to
I just can't sing to shake wake break it or quit you
Oh ohh, ohh oh oh
Oh I can't quit you, and I'm always gonna miss you,
I'm always gonna love you
'cause I can't quit you
Oh ohh, ohh oh oh
'cause you just can't seem to shake wake break it or quit you


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Bad Drug Lyrics

Artist : PRETTYMAN, TRISTAN
Album : Cedar & Gold
Give me to me in the morning
Not the evening, know I need it again
Give me to me in the morning
Not the evening, know I need it again
Make me want it, got to have it
I need, you know that I need it so bad
Make me want it, got to have it
I need, you know that I need it so bad

Set the tip of my tongue
On the top of my
Stepping on my toes
You hang around me like a
Bad, bad, bad, bad drug, drug,
on the streets, all the dj's playing this, this
And on middle of the night
You hang around me like a
Bad, bad, bad, bad drug, drug,
Bad, bad, bad, bad drug, drug,

Give me to me in the morning
Not the evening, know I need it again
Give me to me in the morning
Not the evening, know I need it again
Make me want it, got to have it
I need, you know that I need it so bad
Make me want it, got to have it
I need, you know that I need you so bad
So bad
Why I need you like a bad, bad, bad drug

Like the cold going on strong
Touch you like a hot butt
Touch you all night long
Gotta call my friends
They be at it again
Got the dogs, got the drugs and the keys to my benz
Checking hands, shaking like a
Keep it like a secret, plus the 20 game play while the topics do
Gotta take my time, can't rush it like it happens over night
Yeah I do that shit every
If it comes to this
Yeah I do that shit every
If it comes to this

Give me to me in the morning
Not the evening, know I need it again
Give me to me in the morning
Not the evening, know I need it again
Make me want it, got to have it
I need, you know that I need it so bad
Make me want it, got to have it
I need, you know that I need you so bad
So bad
Why I need you like a bad, bad, bad drug
Yeah I do that shit.


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Come Clean Lyrics

Artist : PRETTYMAN, TRISTAN
Album : Cedar & Gold
Not the way you planned it
You didn't mean to happen
Could have been anyone
You should stop do what you started
Say goodbye and dearly parted
You're right back where you came from

Come clean when lines get blurry
Come clean when the dawn gets dirty
Holding your breath
When you just wanna scream
At some point we all have to
Come clean

Promises get broken
Details go unspoken
I never say too much
Spend too much time thinking
And the weeks lead up to leaving
Summer's gonna get crushed

Come clean when lines get blurry
Come clean when the dawn gets dirty
Holding your breath
When you just wanna scream
At some point we all have to
Forgive the regrets
When it comes, let it pass
Let the first rain of the season
Wash away our past
I know, I know that we can

Come clean
When the lines get blurry
Come clean
When the dawn gets dirty
It's easy to see,
Now that you can breathe
At some point we all have to

Come clean
When lines get blurry
Come clean when the dawn gets dirty
Holding your breath
When you just wanna scream
At some point we all have to
At some point we all have to
Come clean, come clean.


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Glass Jar Lyrics

Artist : PRETTYMAN, TRISTAN
Album : Cedar & Gold
You're handing me a glass jar and took my hand
we were sitting on the stairs
staring at the sand
you ask me once and I said yes
you said I'd never have to worry about anything ever again

[Chorus:]
And now everything's as if nothing ever happen
the version of your story isn't really matching up
you gave up on us
You got the whole world watching everyone detention yeah
turn your head and you never even mention us
you gave up on love

I'm staring at this ring an infinite circle
for nothing could break the foundation we built on
and just like that the wind shifts its way
how could something so sacred ever come to be replaced

[Chorus:]
And now everything's as if nothing ever happen
the version of your story isn't really matching up
you gave up on us
You got the whole world watching everyone detention yeah
turn your head and you never even mention us
you gave up on love

I found a little glass jar on the shelf
it reminded me to take a good heart looking myself
reminding me of some better days
when I knew you in the version that I wished
you would stayed in but

Everything's as if nothing ever happen
the version of your story isn't really matching up
you gave up on us
You got the whole world watching everyone detention yeah
turn your head and you never even mention us
you gave up on love
Yeah you gave up on us


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When You Come Down Lyrics

Artist : PRETTYMAN, TRISTAN
Album : Cedar & Gold
If you're scared, let it go
And if you ever have a doubt
Now you know
That your heart, it won't break
And it was never good
At making mistakes
So it's no wonder my love
Goes on and on
You were always easy for me
I just the right noon, all along

Even when I know you're feeling like flying away
Believe me when I tell you that my love hasn't changed
And the moment don't forget
Tomorrow it will all turn around
I'll be waiting when you come down
Waiting when you come down

Here we go, once again
Tying to break it when it tries to bend
Got your head, in the clouds
And though you feel so far away from me now

But still my love, my love
Goes on and on
But I don't know if my love will ever be enough

Even when I know you're feeling like flying away
Believe me when I tell you that my love hasn't changed
And the moment don't forget
Tomorrow it will all turn around
I'll be waiting when you come down
Waiting when you come down

How can I get you where you wanna go
When you don't know where you wanna go
Push me away then you pull me close
And I hold on, and you let go

Even when I know you're feeling like flying away
Believe me when I tell you that my love hasn't changed
And the moment don't forget
And the moment don't forget
I'll be waiting when you come down
Even when I know you're feeling like flying away
Believe me when I tell you that my love hasn't changed
And the moment don't forget
Tomorrow it will all turn around
I'll be waiting when you come down
Waiting when you come down
Tomorrow it will all turn around.


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Deepest Ocean Blue Lyrics

Artist : PRETTYMAN, TRISTAN
Album : Cedar & Gold
Try to push all memory away
But I need a phone calls right in day
You're on my mind, all the time
Dropped you off from the out skirts town
And drive a couple miles at the turn of hour
It's not the same, when you're away
And darling I don't know what to do

[Chorus:]
'Cause from my deepest ocean blue
To the fullest golden moon
What am I to do with all this love for you
From the stars up in the sky
To the harm and the rumbling lines
Will open door..my love for you

You were a match and I was gasoline
And I will sure be the end of me
So I give the flame and I walked away
Ain't it funny how you never really know
You never wanted till you finally let it go
Come back to me and I swear you'll see
And this much I know it's true

[Chorus:]
'Cause from my deepest ocean blue
To the fullest golden moon
What am I to do with all this love for you
From the stars up in the sky
To the harm and the rumbling lines
Will open door..my love for you

You might not feel the same
I know sometimes people change and that's how you feel
I'll be okay
And someday, yeah maybe some day

From my deepest ocean blue
To the fullest golden moon
What am I to do with all this love for you
From the stars up in the sky
To the harm and the rumbling lines
Will open door..my love for you
Will open door..my love for you
Will open door..my love for you


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Second Chance Lyrics

Artist : PRETTYMAN, TRISTAN
Album : Cedar & Gold
I've thrown away the postcards
And all the pictures I had kept
I didn't even burn them
I didn't think you deserve that much respect
How does it feel to be cut off?
I lock the door and throw away the key
Letting go has never felt so easy
The best thing that never happened to me

[Bridge:]
Don't go to tell me you're not trying
When you try to get me back
I'm not so sure you even knew
What you had

[Chorus:]
How many times will you get it wrong
Before you get it right, oh right, oh right
You have my love in your hands
But I'm taking it back
Because it's not what I need
And you already got your second chance
And you already got your second chance

I'm not looking for reaction
I'm not up for any more requests
You've lost my interest
I'm sure you probably good have guessed
Did you think that we could be friends
You better learn how to be a good friend first
The only way for you to hold me
Always seemed to be behind closed doors

[Bridge:]
Don't go to tell me you're not trying
When you try to get me back
I'm not so sure you even knew
What you had

[Chorus:]
How many times will you get it wrong
Before you get it right, oh right, oh right
You have my love in your hands
But I'm taking it back
Because it's not what I need
And you already got your second chance
And you already got your second chance

I don't feel anything, anymore
I don't feel anything, anymore
I don't feel anything, anymore
Anymore, anymore, anymore [x2]

[Chorus x2]


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Never Say Never Lyrics

Artist : PRETTYMAN, TRISTAN
Album : Cedar & Gold
Wish I would've listened to myself
You would've thought I'd known better
Shouldn't trust my heart this time
But the mind, it changes like the weather
The scars will fade away, and I may never be the same
But you can't start a fire in the pouring rain
Never say never

Now I hear you're back to your old self
And I still can't imagine
Why you take something good, like love, like us
And pretend it never happened
Cause you'll look back one day
And you'll wish we still had that flame
But you can't start a fire in the pouring rain
Never say never

You said you would never let me go
You promised me, our love written on the wall
Felt so easy but I should've known better
To never say never

Gotta be careful what you give
You never know just what you get
Who knows, maybe the best hasn't happened yet
Some days I still feel the same
And my love, it still remains
Wish I could start a fire in the pouring rain

You said you would never let me go
You promised me, our love written on the wall
Felt so easy but I should've known better
To never say never

Told the whole world that you were all mine
You put it in my head that we were doing fine
Am I the only one who remembers?
It doesn't matter now if you change your mind
Cause I won't be around when you finally realize
Nothing really lasts forever

Flames in the sky
And there's smoke in my eyes
You set me free
So don't say you miss me
Just don't say you miss me

You said you would never let me go
You promised me, our love written on the wall
Felt so easy but I should've known better
To never say never

We should start a fire in the pouring rain

[Spoken:]
I may never understand why you left
I guess I just have to accept this is the way it was meant to be
Kind of like how I never understood how the ocean just stops at the shore
And why it doesn't wash away the land
If only someone could hold my heart and my hand
And make it feel like you did, and not give up so easy
There's no need to be angry, it's okay to be sad
I just have to trust there's something better for me out there swirling around in the universe
Someone who will believe in themselves as much as I do
And never take a wish for granted and always count the stars
Looking back, you're always closer than you thought
There's no point now in starting something new
The heart wants what the heart wants
And none of it matters in the end if you can't love someone back
Love and truth are whispering, "you can't start a fire in the pouring rain"


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The Rebound Lyrics

Artist : PRETTYMAN, TRISTAN
Album : Cedar & Gold
I saw you,
At the produce stand
By the tangerines,
Bananas in your hand
We talk for five,
Yeah maybe more
You don’t got a girlfriend,
Anymore
And you’re pretty hot,
And I’m around
For the rebound

Gotta knock it off,
Gotta go to bed
You and your Bananas,
Stick in my head
But then you called,
So I came
That’s what she said,
For ten days straight
Take off your pants
Right now
For the rebound

I lost my number,
Can I have yours
And I’m
Not positive,
But I’m pretty sure
That your shirt,
Would look better
On my floor

Tell me your name,
One more time
While I check you out,
At the checkout line
We wave goodbye,
And now he knows
That magic happens,
At Trader Joe’s
So hit me up,
Cause I’m always down

For the rebound
For the rebound
For the rebound
For the rebound


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Indecision Lyrics

Artist : PSYCHOSTICK
Album : We Couldn't Think Of A Title!
-[sigh] Hey guys, ok seriously, we gotta come up with an ablum title here.

-I got one, I got one, how about, The Flesh Eating Rollerskate

-Hahahaha, oh man. No, no.

-Well what about, I Am Staring....At YOU

-No, just, I Am Staring

-No no no no no no no, here you go, If You Add Water, Nothing Will Happen!
[giggle]
Get it?

-How about we call it, I'm Going To Kill You Guys!

-Sorry man. That's not very funny.

-Well it's hard to be funny when Robbie's over here playing with himself!


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Scrotal Torment Lyrics

Artist : PSYCHOSTICK
Album : We Couldn't Think Of A Title!
In a crowd
With no escape
is when I feel
My privates wake!

Got to find
some privacy
or they will see
me scratching me!

[CHORUS]
My balls itch!
They're itching, I gotta scratch 'em
Way down low!
My balls are a ball of fire
My balls itch!
They're itching, I gotta scratch 'em
Way down low!
My balls are a ball of fire

Irritation
Toleration
Scrotum itching
Leaves me bitching

Can't endure this
Epidermis
Scrotum itching
Leave me buh...

Tension builds
There's got to be
a way to end
my agony
pockets deep
where no one sees
I find the keys
to my relief!


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Two Ton Paperweight Lyrics

Artist : PSYCHOSTICK
Album : We Couldn't Think Of A Title!
My car is a PIECE OF SHIT!
I wanna drive you off a cliff
Watch you crash into a ravine
For the things you did to me, you...

STUPID CAR!
I wanna make myself a pipe bomb
Blow your damn engine back to hell
Where I know you're from.

PIECE OF CRAP!
You aren't even worth the tow
To a junkyard or a place
Where you'd sit and lay to waste, I...

WISH YOU'D DIE!
Oh nevermind, you always do.
Could you tell me how much longer it will be
Until I'm rid of you?

I wish that you'd just get hit by lightning (or something)
My confidence in you is sold with every part I buy
I guess I'm just a sucker with a lemon
So pucker up and kiss another paycheck goodbye!

You leak more than a newborn baby
I change you oil all the time but STILL you need some more
Your fluid puddles come in assorted colors
Such wonderful variety of problems galore

Will there be a time
Where I know I can drive
Without my car breaking down?

And will I ever see
It start consistently
Without the pain and the suffering?

Stupid fucking car, stupid fucking car (DIE!)
Stupid fucking car, stupid fucking car (DIE!)
Stupid fucking car, stupid fucking car (DIE!)

My car is a PIECE OF SHIT!
I ought to give you a swift kick
In the muffler, in the tire
Or where ever I desire you...

STUPID CAR!
You never get me very far when
You decide driving to the store is a mortal sin

PIECE OF CRAP!
I guess you want a piece of me
Since you're leaving all your pieces
In the middle of the street

You HEAP OF JUNK!
I don't know what I'm gonna do
I just hope that I don't have to take another day of driving you

I swear you must be older than my grandma (and she's dead)
The fact you run at all is quite a mystery to me
Your miles are approaching seven digits
May God have mercy on the soul that's holding the key

I'm guess I'm just a little angry
But for some reason, getting stranded kinda chaps my hide.
You probably think I'm slightly overreacting
Has your car ever made you think about suicide?

Will there be a time
Where I know I can drive
Without my car breaking down?

And will I ever see
It start consistently
Without the pain and the torment?

Will there be a time
Where I know I can drive
Without my car breaking down?

And will I ever see
It start consist...(what the?)

(Car starting) Come on...
(Car starting) Gimme a break!
(Car starts running for a moment) Ah?
(Car breaks) All right! Piece of SHIT!
(Smashing noises) DIE!
(Smashing noises) DIE!

Stupid car...


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Death Burger! Lyrics

Artist : PSYCHOSTICK
Album : We Couldn't Think Of A Title!
[Narrator:] What would YOU do for a Death Burger?!

[Drive-Thru:] Hi, welcome to Sonic! Can I take your order please?
[Customer 1:] Yes! I would like a... Death Burger.
[Drive-Thru:] W-what do you want?
[Customer 1:] I'd like a Death Burger!
[Customer 2:] With cheese!
[Drive-Thru:] We don't HAVE those.
[Customer 1:] A Death Burger with CHEESE!
[Customer 2:] And fries!
[Customer 1:] And FRIES!
[Customer 2:] And nachoes... And sausage!
[Customer 1:] C-could you make that a combo?
[Customer 2:] ... And an Egg McMuffin.
[Customer 1:] Do you not have a Dea-
[Drive-Thru:] Do you want large fries or jumbo size fries?
[Customer 1:] Agh, do you have a Death Burger or not?
[Drive-Thru:] No, maybe you want a CHEESEburger instead?
[Customer 1:] Baaaaaah. Blast it, just give me a large Cherry Lime-Ade! I'll go somewhere else for a Death Burger...!


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No Pun Intended Lyrics

Artist : PSYCHOSTICK
Album : We Couldn't Think Of A Title!
I've got bad diarrhea

It might be a good idea if I found the bathroom quick before I...


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Why, Oh, Why? Lyrics

Artist : PSYCHOSTICK
Album : We Couldn't Think Of A Title!
I'm looking at you after it's all over
And I don't feel quite the same
That look in your eyes says you don't want me anymore
Even though you are to blame

Why, oh, why did this have to happen
Why did you do me this way

Tell me why
You had to lead me on so long
Tell me why
I had to end it all in song
Tell me why
You ran away with my best friend
Tell me why
I still love you
Love you

Love

I came across an old love letter
And here's what you had to say
Please pick up a gallon of milk while you're shopping at the store

You said I love you so
You're everything to me
I could love no other one
Yeah right

Except for maybe like I said my best friend
And my brother and my dad
And my other brother
And his best friend
And that guy's brother as well
And that one guy who used to come over and mow the lawn every Saturday
Who had a cool tattoo of a dragon on his shoulder and it was really neat and stuff

Tell me why
You slept with everyone but me
Tell me why
I'm out of words that rhyme with me
Tell me why
You still owe me three bucks for that milk
Tell me why
I still love you

Why
Did you leave me alone
Why
In the cold
In the darkness
Why
So I could talk to the walls in the basement
Why
Did you hurt me so bad
Why
Did you feel the remorse
Why
When you broke both of my shins with a crowbar

Tell me why
I still love you
Even though you're a bitch
I still love you
Even though you're a psycho
I still love you
Even though you should die
I still love you


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Pluh Lyrics

Artist : PSYCHOSTICK
Album : We Couldn't Think Of A Title!
One, two, three, four, five, six Seven I dunno

Here we go

Tearin' down the road doin' ninety in my tiny little Volkswagen on my way to get a tank of gas I passed a cop with a radar gun waitin' for a Sucker like me to drive by goin' way to fast

I saw the red and blue in my rear view So I pulled slug bug over to the shoulder of the road
He looked at me in the nose and said: "Son, do you realize your tires are round?" And I said: "PLUH!"

[in the background] "Uhhh....What'd you say?" Stupid..Guy, I SAID PLUH!

Walkin' down the streets in my running shoes lookin' for a shoestore
So that I can find myself parking spot I bumped into a guy that was wearing nothing but his boxers And a cap that said: "I like tater tots."

He said something in Latin that I didn't understand
And I thought the worst until he pointed at my wrist

Then I saw that all he wanted was the time
So I looked at the broken watch, and I said: --"Pluh" [in the background] "I still don't get it" [mumbled] "what the, fucking" "I SAID PLUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH!"

"What the, get that wicky-wack shit out of our music!"

"This is heavy" "Yep"

If there ever was a word that you heard SO ABSURD It could take the place of ANYTHING that you could say

Noun, verb, adverb, statement, question,
Daytime, night-time, anytime, anyone!

So remember the next time you forget
What you're sayin' in the middle of a sentence-
Don't strain your brain to remember the word Instead look 'em right in the nose and
Tell 'em that the answer is: "PLUH!"

[in background] "Oh I get it!"

"Yeah, now you know" "I SAID PLUH!"

[belch]

"Yeah, beat that"

"Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh"

"Yes I said PLUH, PLUH, Pluh!"

[Sounds like growling "satan"]


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BEER! Lyrics

Artist : PSYCHOSTICK
Album : We Couldn't Think Of A Title!
I like beer 'cause it is good
I drink beer because I should
If there was a song to sing
I sing it and beer you bring

I drink beer when I am sad
'Cause the beer, it makes me glad
Now there's nothing left to say
So let's go drink beer

Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
And stuff!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
(Let's go drink some) Beer! (beer!)
Beer! (Beer!)
Beer! (Beer!)
Beer! (Beer!)
Beer! (Beer!) Beer! (Beer!)

When it's warm, it tastes real crappy
But cold beer will make me happy
When I throw up on the floor
I can go and drink some more

They say beer will make me dumb
It are go good with pizza
Now that we have drunk some beer
Let's go drive a car

Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
And stuff!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
(Let's go drink some) Beer! (beer!)
Beer! (Beer!)
Beer! (Beer!)
Beer! (Beer!)
Beer! (Beer!) Beer! (Beer!)

Uh, dude? I think you've had enough)
No!

Let's go drink some beer!

(I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk...wheee!) [x3]
(Belch!)


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Prozak Milkshake Lyrics

Artist : PSYCHOSTICK
Album : We Couldn't Think Of A Title!
I'm depressed
So I wrote this song
To express
Everything that's wrong

Like my mother
Wouldn't let me go to a rated R
Cool movie
At the theater with my friends

And I know
That you may not think that it's a big deal
But you don't understand.
You would never understand.
You could never understand.
You will never understand.

Cuz I'm singing this melody (in harmony)
And I don't know the words
And my life's just so pitiful (and will always be)
Like one big, smelly turd

I'm so fat
And I'm ugly
And I'm dumb
And I boring

I'm a loser and that's all that I'm ever gonna be
No use trying; I could never get anywhere

And I know
That you may not think that it's a big deal
But you don't understand.
You would never understand.
You could never understand.
You will never ever, never ever, never understand.

Cuz I'm singing this melody (in harmony)
And I don't know the words
And my life's just so pitiful (and will always be)
Like one big, smelly turd

Die, die, BITCH, DIE!
(and stuff.)
Die, die, SLUT, DIE!
(At random.)
Die, die, WHORE, DIE!
(Who farted?)
Die, die, French FRY!
(I'm hungry.)

Ooh you would never understand,
No, you would never understand

Cuz I'm singing this melody (in harmony)
And I don't know the words
And my life's just so pitiful (and will always be)
Like one big, smelly turd

You would never understand!
You would never understand!
You would never understand!
You would never understand!
You would never understand!
You would never understand!
You would never understand!
You would NEVER!, UNDERSTAND!

(boo-hoo)


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Throwin' Down Lyrics

Artist : PSYCHOSTICK
Album : We Couldn't Think Of A Title!
Oh, I get it
You wanna run my life!
Why don't you stick an antenna up my ass
and make me your own satellite

You bitch
why the hell you gotta make it so damn tough
I could find a cure for cancer
but it wouldn't be enough

You seem
to think
that I'm a money tree
since your only big concern is
"How much will he spend on me?"
That's it!
I've had it!
I can't take anymore!
If you can't see that you're wrong,
I can show you to the door!

[Chorus:]
Tell me what do you want from me?
My body? My soul?
If there any relief for me?
From you? Hell no.

I won't listen to you
Until your mouth is shut.
and we don't gotta throw down
just 'cause the toilet seat's up.

I know, that you
Suck
I know that you
blow
I know that I'm
fucked
I know that I
can't say no
[end of chorus]

You've got the nerve
to tell me how to drive
when you've been in so many wrecks
it's amazing you're alive

Plus you're hogging all the oxygen
since all you do is talk
give me one good reason not to
make you get out here and walk

NO, that doesn't mean I think
You're overweight
I tell you all the time,
I think that you look great!

But HEY, does it matter
with anything I say?
Since I'm always wrong
and didn't do the dishes yesterday!

[Chorus]

I know that you suck
I know that you blow
I know that I'm...


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I Hate Doing Laundry Lyrics

Artist : PSYCHOSTICK
Album : We Couldn't Think Of A Title!
I hate doing laundry!
I hate doing laundry!
I hate doing laundry!

... Aww, crap, I gotta do the dishes, too!

I hate doing dishes!
I hate doing dishes!
I hate doing dishes!


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Return Of The Death Burger Lyrics

Artist : PSYCHOSTICK
Album : We Couldn't Think Of A Title!
-What would you do for a death burger?

-May I take your order now?

-Hello? I'd like a death burger, with cheese, and fries, and nachos.

-Is that it?

-Yes just a death burger.

-So you want a... a hamburger fries and a coke?

-No no no, a death burger!


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Largiloquent Dithyramb Lyrics

Artist : PSYCHOSTICK
Album : We Couldn't Think Of A Title!
Dog food

Tastes good

With cheese


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Lizard Sphere X Lyrics

Artist : PSYCHOSTICK
Album : We Couldn't Think Of A Title!
[TV in backround]

-Come on Flute, you need to defeat Heater so we can wish back all of our friends!

[Laughing]

-Ahh, if only I had more power!

-After you I'll destory the planet! [Laughing]

-OH NO! Time is running out! Is Heater too hot to handle?
Will Flute be able to power up in time? Stay tuned for scenes from the next exciting episode of... LIZARD SPHERE X!

-And now this public service announcement.

[Music plays on TV]

-Dude that's my jam!

-Don't do drugs!

-What the hell? [Laughing]

-School is cool!

-Ah this is terrible!

-This just sucks

-Drugs are bad!

-Be yourself!

[indescribable talking]

[Knock on door]

-OH YEAH! [indescribable talking]

-Who invited you guys?

[indescribable talking]

-Hey that don't matter what's going on up in hur?

-Uhh we're just trying to think of a title for our CD we can't come up with-

- Album title!? Ohhh shit!

-Damn son we- [indescribable talking] What chu come up with double d?

-Man I came up with this idea it's called, www.crackmoneyrecords.cooooooooooom bam boom bam ba boom!

-How about no?

-Noooooooooo!

-I got one yall, how about moon dance?

-Oh that's hot! That shit's hot slam!

-Uhhh no

-Ah fuck that shit yo, when yall mother fuckers gonna put us up on the album?

-Yeah man.

-Cause we crackmoneyrecords.cooooom!

-Yeah you mentioned that already. Well We're trying to think of a place to put you but we can't come up with a good spot.

-Well what about scrotal torment?

-Yeah that'd be good!

-My balls itch itch up in my testoculies!

-We already did that
-But we already did that
-We already played that one

-Oh man damn, well what about I'm in a band to get chicks!
Wooooooooooooo! Lord have mercy!

-We did that one too.

-Suck my bicth! Damn son!

-Um, um, hey I got an idea, I gotta show you something come here.

-Well what you got man. WHAT CHU GOT!
-wassup?

-Check this out

-Garden hose down here

-GARDEN HOSE?!

-It's called go away!

[Salms door]

[Yelling in backround]

-Oh God dude, ugh.

-Who the hell, who did this?

-I swear I didn't say-
-Did you call them?


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Orgasm = Love Lyrics

Artist : PSYCHOSTICK
Album : We Couldn't Think Of A Title!
I can feel you in my heart
even though we drift apart
with those words you spoke to me
though I always disagree

And I listen
to the sound of
your sweet voice cause you won't shut up.

Now I'm finished
let me call you
a taxi.

(woah o yeah, woah oh)

I don't feel
that I'm feeling
your feelings,

about these feelings that you feel
(woah romance)

And you know that I love you
when were FUCKIN'
Cause orgasm equals love.

All my friends smile and they chuckle
at pictures of your bear moose knuckle.
Please don't feel like you're a slut
when I'm peeing in your butt.

And I love to donkey punch you
after I poop on your sheets.
And I do it cause you love me,
and I love you (awwww)

(woah oh yeah, woah some more)

I don't feel
that I'm feeling
your feelings,

about these feelings that you feel
(woa hack wheeze)

And I love you
when you show me
your sweet boobies
Cause orgasm equals love.

(Take it Joshy:)
woah oh oh oh oh oh oh
aaaaaaaggggghhhhhh

(That was terrible...)

I don't feel
that I'm feeling
your feelings,

About these feelings that you feel
(you know what.. fuck this! I'm out of here!)
lets get married
and have babies
just kidding

'Cause orgasm equals love,
'Cause erections equals love,
'Cause ejaculation equals love,
'Cause deep throating blowjobs equal love,
'Cause salad tossing equals love,
Double penetration equals love,
Anal kidney punching equals love,
'Cause dirty sanchez's equal love,
'Cause Cleveland steamers equal love,
'Cause tying you up to my bed
and gagging you with your own panties
and sticking my wiener inbetween your boobies
and cumming all over your chin equals love.

this song ain't gettin' on the radio any time soon

...ZzZzZzZ...

Good Job... Looks like we finally put the boy to sleep with our slow songs.. Somebody wake him up will you..

OK


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Good Morning Lyrics

Artist : PSYCHOSTICK
Album : We Couldn't Think Of A Title!
[Spoken]
Morning Sleepy Head!
Time To Get Up!

I said
It's time to get up!
Rise and shine,
It's a whole new day full of opportunities AND possiblilities.

I said

[Screamed]
WAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!

[Verse/Whatever]
Touch that snooze button,
It'll rip off your
(ahem)
EAR!
YEAH
THATS IT, YOUR EAR!!!

Wake up
But I don't wanna get up!
I said WAKE UP!
But I DON'T WANNA GET UP!
C'mon WAKE IT UP!
BUT I DON'T WANNA GET UP
I SAID WAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!
BUT I DON'T WANNA GET UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!

[Both Dudes]
NARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YOU BETTER GET UP
YOU BETTER GET UP
YOU BETTER GET UP BEFORE I START SINGIN YOU A SOOONNG!

Alright, Alright, I'm Up, I'm Up, Just Please Stop Singing Man You Sing Like SHITTTT!!


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In A Band To Get Chicks Lyrics

Artist : PSYCHOSTICK
Album : We Couldn't Think Of A Title!
SICK of being a loser
Turned down at every turn!
TIRED of being rejected
I'm the king of crash and burn.

WHAT am I gonna do now?
I need a little plan...

WAIT! I bet they would want me...
with a microphone in hand!

'Cause I'm sick of this rejection
gotta get me some affection
if I wanna score
I gotta upgrade my image.

So I'll dub myself a SINGER
give the rules a middle finger

Say I do it for the music
NOT the Money!
Though that's true I know that...

All I want is chicks.
All HE wants is chicks.
All THEY want it chicks.
ALL WE WANT IS CHICKS!

ALL WE WANT IS CHICKS!
ALL WE WANT IS CHICKS!
ALL WE WANT IS CHICKS!
ALL WE WANT IS CHICKS!

...chicks.
...boobs.
Yeah ALL WE WANT IS -
A little booty.

LOOK at me in the spotlight
Sweat glistens off my brow

TAKE my shirt off and show off
time to flaunt my physique now

LOOK at the girls all screaming
with the faces turning red

KNOW that each look I give them
makes them want to give me... heh heh

Well I know they'll like me better
than that loser Eddie Vetter
Or James Hetfield 'cause
I know I'm better looking

And I wish my crush from high school
saw me now and feels like a fool
'cause I asked her out
a hundred times
she said, "NO!"
Her loss, still I know

All I want is chicks.
All HE wants is chicks.
All THEY want it chicks.
ALL WE WANT IS CHICKS!

ALL WE WANT IS CHICKS!
ALL WE WANT IS CHICKS!
ALL WE WANT IS CHICKS!
ALL WE WANT IS CHICKS!

...chicks.
...boobs.
Yeah ALL WE WANT IS -
A little booty.


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Fake My Own Death And Go Platinum Lyrics

Artist : PSYCHOSTICK
Album : We Couldn't Think Of A Title!
Well you see
I wanna sell a million records
but my music sucks
so what am I to do?

They say an artist is appreciated after he's dead
I have no talent but
I bet that it's still true!

The lyrics all suck and
the chords are too funky
We're on a major label
'cause we're just plain lucky

We sold 4 albums
to our own mothers
we have a few supporters
but there aren't many others!

[Chorus]
What if I could live
if they all would think I'm dead
oh just what if I could have my
cake and eat it too

I'd be set for life
no more struggles no more strife
let the money do the talking
I'm a dead man walking!
[end of chorus]

Kill myself
and all our record sales will shoot up
like an addict
or that poser Eminem

Make it mystery
and let them spot me just like Elvis
it wouldn't matter
cause I'd still be dead to them

I'd simply sit back in
a house all secluded
out in the forest
self sufficient (pool included)

Let my name take the place of Fred Durst
I could have it all
if my label doesn't kill me first

[Chorus]


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ABCDeath Lyrics

Artist : PSYCHOSTICK
Album : We Couldn't Think Of A Title!
Alright, motherfuckers! It's time to go old school!
So put on your thinking caps and get ready to fuck shit up!

A, B, C, D, E, F, G!
H, I, J, K, L M N O P!
Q R S -- T U V!
W, X! Y and Z!!

NOW! I! KNOW!... MY A! B! C's!
NEXT TIME WON'T... YOU SING WITH ME!?!

0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,8, 9!
A, B, C, D, E, F, G!
H, I, J, K, L M N O P!
Q R S! (OI!) T U V! (OI!)
W, X! Y and Z!!


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Jagermeister Love Song Lyrics

Artist : PSYCHOSTICK
Album : We Couldn't Think Of A Title!
I know I promised I'd write you a love song
But instead I just wrote you a drunk song
Because love is pathetic
but seventy proof is no less than poetic

You look your best when my vision is blurry
that's not what I meant I can't keep from slurring
Because love is emetic
but not if you bought me a shot and I hit it

Drink 'till you're crazy
Dance 'till you're sick
Take off your bra
Give it to the 'stick

Drink 'till your're crazy
Dance 'till you're sick
Acknowledge the dumb
Give in to the 'stick

I can't see, now I have to pee
and I can't count to three
but I can count to JAGERMEISTER!

YEAH!

Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug my Jagermeister!

Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug my Jagermeister!

Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug my JAGERMEISTER!!!

WHEW!

Drink 'till you're crazy
Dance 'till you're sick
Take off your bra
Give it to the 'stick

Drink 'till you're crazy
Dance 'till you're sick
Acknowledge the dumb
Give in to the 'stick


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Metal? Lyrics

Artist : PSYCHOSTICK
Album : Sandwich
Hey, do you want to metal?
I could metal.
Do you want to metal?
I'll metal if you metal.
So we're going to metal?
Yes, metal.
Then it is settled. We shall, metal.


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Caffeine Lyrics

Artist : PSYCHOSTICK
Album : Sandwich
Wahhh
Caffeine happy make me
Wahhh
Caffeine happy make me
Wahhh
Go all crazy maybe

Wahhh
Shown all aggravating
Wahhh
Solo that can make me
Wahhh
Caffeine really make me
Gugah, gugugah, gugah
Gigigigigigi

Caffeine, caffeine
Caffeine, caffeine, caffeine, caffeine
Caffeine, caffeine
Caffeine, caffeine, caffeine, caffeine
Caffeine, caffeine
Caffeine, caffeine, caffeine, caffeine
Caffeine, caffeine
Caffeine, caffeine, caffeine, caffeine

Caffeine in my coffee
Caffeine in my mountain dew
Caffeine in espresso
Caffeine in my blalululu
Caffeine, got me buzzing
Caffeine, make me go all WEEE!
Caffeine, got me wired?
Yeah.

Brew me a pot of fresh coffee
Brew me a pot of fresh coffee
Getting sleep is overrated
Gimme vente caramel latte
Gimme vente caramel latte
I am very caffeinated
Energy drinks replace water
Energy drinks replace water
Bowels feeling irritated
Cappuccino is my mother
Frappuccino is my lover
Makes me feel exhilarated

Brewing a pot of fresh coffee
Brewing a pot of fresh coffee
Feeling fatigue as I'm waiting
Feeling fatigue as I'm waiting
Eyelids begin to get heavy
Eyelids begin to get heavy
Conscious is gradually fading
Conscious is gradually fading
[coffee brewing]

Wahhh
All that caffeinating
Wahhh
Greatest operating
Wahhh
Almost sleep attaining
Wahhh

Wahhh
Caffeine, happy make me
Wahhh
Caffeine, happy make me
Wahhh
Caffeine really make me
Gugah gugugah yugugah gugugah
Yugugah gugugah yugugah gugugah
Yu gugugugugugugugugugugugugu
NUTS!

YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT!
I'll be right back,
I'm gonna go take a shower.

Hey, where ya goin? (Yeah, what the hell man?)
W-We just started to metal.


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Shower Lyrics

Artist : PSYCHOSTICK
Album : Sandwich
For all you out there
Who are dirty and weary
For all those out there
Smelling stinky and sour
For all you out there
Who are in need of cleansing
I hope you're prepared
'Cause it's time... to shower

Take off your clothes
Pick up the soap
Get in the tub
Turn on the water and check on the temperature
CURTAIN FACADE!
Pull on the knob
Water on face
This is the place to be
Time to get nice and clean
SHOWER!

[CHORUS]
Water washes all of the parts
Of you in need of a good washing
Killing bacteria buildup on your body
Leaving you feeling great
Increasing your odds that night of getting laid
When you're getting your scrub on
You can practice on your singing
Having a blast the water
That you're flinging
Making your fingers wrinkled
If you stay in too long

The water's warm and so inviting
And it's cold outside
I want to stay in here forever
Where the steam doth rise

SHOWER! Better wash behind your ears
SHOWER! Better get between your toes
SHOWER! Don't forget your belly button
IT'S SHOWER TIME YOU BITCHES!
SHOWER! Do your best to get your back
SHOWER! Let the soap run down your crack
SHOWER! Private parts need your attention
IT'S SHOWER TIME YOU BITCHES!

Get everywhere
Shampoo your hair
Rinse it all out
Cleaning is done today
Time to procrastinate
STAY IN THE SHOWER!
Another half hour
Hot water hog
Pounding on door beings
Time for the fun to end
SHOWER!

[CHORUS]

SCRUB! [x15]

[pounding on door] Hey! Hurry up in there! I've gotta go number two!


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A Lesson In Modesty Lyrics

Artist : PSYCHOSTICK
Album : Sandwich
[Jawsh:] "You know Rob, I was thinking. You know, I mean, we've done a lot of touring, sold a lot of CD's, you know, and, I really think that we need, it's really important that we remain humble, and grounded, and not let the success go to our heads, you know what I mean?"

[Rawrb:] "Yeah... Josh, you know I've been thinking about that too, and uh.. Fuck that! We're the greatest band, ever!"


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P Is The Best Letter Lyrics

Artist : PSYCHOSTICK
Album : Sandwich
P is the best letter in the whole alphabet,
because it starts the name of the greatest band ever.
The greatest band ever happens to be the one you are now listening to.

We're the greatest band ever.
GOD WE FUCKIN' RULE!

We should have like, 12 solid gold tour buses, each with a warp drive so we can tour the universe, and yachts made out of the bones of endangered species. Oh, we should have our band name carved into the moon, so that fans can always see our band name, and we should have guarddogs made out of diamonds to protect our ruby-encrusted palaces!

R is the second best letter of those mentioned,
because it starts the name of the best singer ever.
The greatest singer ever happens to be the one you are now listening to.

I'm your favorite singer, ever.
GOD I FUCKIN' RULE!

You see, I'm not just an average guy, I'm the singer from Psychostick! I shouldn't just have one chick, I should have a whole harem, and I shouldn't just have one harem, I should have 2, in every state! And each chick should be able to fly to Starbucks to get my mocha frappucino, and my chicks have Wi-Fi preinstalled! Really fast Wi-Fi!

J is a better letter than the ones that you've heard,
because it starts the names of the guys playing stringed instruments.
We are the ones that destroy your faces off, because we break it down.

Feel it...

Just kidding!

[Alex:] "Hey, let's do A. A is a good letter too, right?"

P-S-Y-C-H-O-S-T-I-C-K
P-S-Y-C-H-O-S-T-I-C-K

That's how you spell our name, get it fuckin' right, or we'll burn down your club.


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Minimum Rage Lyrics

Artist : PSYCHOSTICK
Album : Sandwich
I've been stuck
At this stupid job for far too long
And I just don't know
How much more of it I can take before I lose it

How can people that you see every day
Turn so evil when they come in and pay?
For a burger and some fries then they yell
I swear I must be in a living..

May I help you?

Tell me how you're doing on this very lovely day
Would you like to try a double bacon burger with a shake?
I can fake a smile of a kind that you've never seen
'Cause my manager is a bigger douche than you could ever be

Leave me alone I've got work to do
Leave me alone I've got work to do
Leave me alone I've got work to do
Leave me alone I've got work to do

That's when they come
And they go and they come
And then they go and they come
Then one after the other

That's when they come
And they go and they come
And then they go and they come
Then one after the other

I don't think
That I can take another day
But I have to pay
The rent or I am gonna get evicted

I don't wanna go to work but I must
Might as pay, turn away in disgust
Deal with people that just like to complain
Their sane is dead, they long to dish out..

Let me get the manager.

Tell me what's the problem, is there something I can do?
Do you have yourself a boggle here that I can help you through?
I am very sorry that we got your order wrong
If you give me just a second I can fix it in a jiffy

Moron

Leave me alone I've got work to do
Leave me alone I've got work to do
Leave me alone I've got work to do
Leave me alone I've got work to do

That's when they come
And they go and they come
And then they go and they come
Then one after the other

That's when they come
And they go and they come
And then they go and they come
Then one after the other

(Aaahhhh)

That's when they come
And they come and they come
And then they come and they come
Then one after the other

(AAAAAAHHHH)

That's when they come
And they go and they come
And then they go and they come
Then one after the other

One right after the other

And here comes another

Oh, heh, how considerate of you to come in and order five minutes before we close.
We already shut everything down, and cleaned it all up
But we'll go right ahead and fire those grills back up, just for you, champ.

No, no, it's cool.
I don't even wanna go home.
Especially not after a twelve hour shift with no lunch break
My reason for living is to serve YOU.

You know why?
Because the customers always right, right?
The customers always right.

I'll kill you!
I'll kill all you!
Hey? Where you going?
You forgot your fries!

You know what? I quit.


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Don't Eat My Food Lyrics

Artist : PSYCHOSTICK
Album : Sandwich
All day I was working
A shitty job with shitty pay
My only motivation was leftovers
From yesterday

I go home and find that
My lasagna is all gone
Your the only culprit
Now the line must be drawn

I hate you, You ate my food
I hate you, You killed my mood
I hate you, That was so rude
I hate you, Don't eat my Food!!!

Those are my taquitos
Those cupcakes belong to me
Don't you fucking eat them
Or death will find you in your sleep

That's my frozen pizza
Those are my burritos too
Don't you fucking touch them
Or you'll be eating through a tube

I hate you, You ate my food
I hate you, You killed my mood
I hate you, That was so rude
I hate you, You ate my food
I hate you, You killed my mood
I hate you, That was so rude
How would you like it if I ate all your shit?

You get what you payed for, I have no food
You get what you payed for, You ate my food
You get what you payed for, I get repaid
You get what you payed for, By eating you!!!

(Dude chill it was just a burrito)
DON'T!
EAT!
MY!
FOOD!


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The Hunger Within Lyrics

Artist : PSYCHOSTICK
Album : Sandwich
I wish I had a taco
With plenty of hot sauce
But all that I've got is a
Box of crackers

I wish I had a pizza
With mushrooms and sausage
But all that I've got is a
Jar of mayonnaise.

The fridge is so empty!
Good food is so tempting!
I've got three more days
till I get paid!

Take away my suffering
I can't go on with things this way
There's only so much that I can take
of eating ramen noodles.

I wish I had a waffle all yummy and covered with syrup and butter and
fresh strawberries

I wish I had an omlette,
the kind that you stop just to get at IHOP with some
hashbrowns and coffee.

The fridge is so empty!
Good food is so tempting!
I've got two more days
till I get paid!

Take away my suffering
I can't go on with things this way.
There's only so much that I can take
of eating dry Cheerios

(Okay there's gotta be something to eat here. Let's see. A bag of spaghetti, no tomato sauce.
A box of taco shells, no ground beef.
A box of baking soda. I cannot eat that.
Or can I?)

SPOT ME FOR LUNCH!
SPOT ME FOR LUNCH!
SPOT ME FOR LUNCH! I'll pay you back on Friday!
SPOT ME FOR LUNCH!
SPOT ME FOR LUNCH!
SPOT ME FOR LUNCH! I'll pay you back real soon!

I wish I had some ice cream
with plenty of chocolate syrup on top of it
maybe whipped cream.

Oh, man that sounds so good right now.


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Grocery Escape Plan Lyrics

Artist : PSYCHOSTICK
Album : Sandwich
The other day I went to the store to get a gallon of milk,
but then I found out that they only had

One percent, but not two percent.
One percent, but not two percent.
One percent, but not two percent.
One percent, but not two percent!

I want two percent, I got one percent.
I still got it on sale, I saved, 39 cents.

Attention shoppers, don't forget about our buy one, get one free special on hot pockets and 12 packs of Mr. Pibb.

Ahh! I've got to get to aisle 5 right now, because Mr. Pibb and hot pockets are buy one get one free.

Out of the way, old lady! Out of the way, I'm shopping.

"Ooh, look at the price on pickles!"
Out of the way, you people. Out of the way, everybody!

I've got to get bread, eggs, grapes, oltec, TP, salt, toothpaste, deodorant, chips, pees, corn, cheese, porn?
Spaghettios, salt, cups, sprite, bleach, yogurt, Oreos, Jaeger, cheerios, what am I forgetting?
What am I forgetting? What am I forgetting?!? Oh yeah, beer.


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This Is Not A Song, It's A Sandwich Lyrics

Artist : PSYCHOSTICK
Album : Sandwich
I know what you're thinking
You're thinking, "This is a song"
Well I guess I'll just have to show you
Exactly where you are WRONG!

Why aren't you hearing the cheese?
Why aren't you feeling the ham?
If you don't listen you'll miss it
You don't understand
I will explain it all once
I can explain it all twice
To make it clear to your brain
Until you've taken a bite

It couldn't be a dam 'cause it doesn't have a beaver
It's not the DMV 'cause it doesn't make you wait
It couldn't be a taco 'cause it isn't very crunchy
It couldn't be an Olsen 'cause it isn't Mary-Kate
It can't be Dirty Dancing 'cause it doesn't make you vomit
It couldn't be an iron 'cause it doesn't burn your face
It couldn't be Bruce Campbell 'cause it isn't freakin' awesome
It couldn't be a keyboard 'cause it doesn't have a space... BAR!

(Be-cause)
This is not a song, it's a SANDWICH!
What would make you think otherwise?
This is not a song, it's a SANDWICH!
Now no more of your vile filthy lies

(This is a song) NO IT'S A SANDWICH!
(Uh... But, it's a song) NO IT'S A SANDWICH!

So what are you thinking?
Still think this is a song?
Do you require more proof?
Do you enjoy being wrong?

Why aren't you hearing the meat?
Why aren't you feeling the bread?
If you don't listen, you'll miss it
You're making me sad
I will explain it all once
I can explain it all twice
And then again and again
Until you've taken a bite!

It couldn't be a chick 'cause it doesn't want to marry
It can't be Windows Vista 'cause it doesn't suck enough
It couldn't be a boob 'cause it isn't very squishy
It couldn't be a beer 'cause it isn't good and stuff
It couldn't be a tub 'cause it doesn't have a ducky
It couldn't be a stoner 'cause it doesn't have a joint
It couldn't be an egg 'cause there is no Easter Bunny
It couldn't be a song 'cause it doesn't have a point

(Be-cause!)
This is not a song, it's a SANDWICH!
What would make you think otherwise?
This is not a song, it's a SANDWICH!
It's really just a hoagie in disguise

(I'm pretty sure this is a song) NO IT'S A SANDWICH!
(... Sooong!) SANDWICH!
(SONG!) SANDWICH!
(Jesus, dude, what is wrong with you?) NO IT'S A SANDWICH!

Lettuce, bacon, mayo, tomato, cheese, olives
Onions, frog, tuna, turkey, peppers, salami
Noodles, pizza, tires, CROWBARS!!!

You bought (or stole!)
This dumb CD
Now you are suffering
Driving home, working out
Or at your job
At your house, or wherever
On your iPod


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Girl Directions Lyrics

Artist : PSYCHOSTICK
Album : Sandwich
Girl directions!
Girl directions!

Ok, so this is how you get here.
You're gonna wanna take the 202... to the 101.... north.
Don't get on the 60 though because then you're totally going to be going the wrong way.

Girl directions!
Girl directions!

So, you're gonna wanna get off on Exit Coleman-Fowl, ah, er, no wait, that's at McEllo...
It's a, it's a Mc-something.
And then you make suuure that you stay to the left while you're turning right
cause you're gonna need to go left right after you turn...
oh, wait, hold on that's my other line.

GIMME THE FUCKING ADDRESS!
JUST GIMME THE FUCKING ADDRESS YOU BITCH!
GIMME THE FUCKING ADDRESS!
I'M USING A GPS!

Girl directions!
Girl directions!

Ok, I'm back
Anyways, so just keep on going straight
You're gonna pass a Taco Bell, you're gonna go up this little hill thingy...
No wait! Do you know where the Bed, Bath & Beyond is?

Girl directions!
Girl directions!

Ashley, what's the name of the street right after the Bed, Bath & Beyond? Ashley!
Ugh, ok, you know what
Just turn right after the church, jesus, place and...
Look for a house with a really big tree in the yard,
like seriously the biggest tree you've ever seen,
go past that and then it's the house with the blue sedan, family-looking car,
you can't miss it.

GIMME THE FUCKING ADDRESS!
JUST GIMME THE FUCKING ADDRESS YOU BITCH!
GIMME THE FUCKING ADDRESS!
I'M USING A GPS!

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN TURN RIGHT WHILE I'M GOING LEFT?!?
YOUR DIRECTIONS ARE SHIT!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT?!?
YOUR DIRECTIONS ARE BED, BATH & BEYOND... COMPREHENSION....FUCK!!!
AHHHH!!!


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