I'm Not Coming To Your Party Girl Lyrics

Artist : 3OH!3
Album : 3OH!3

I'm not coming to your party, girl.
No, no, girl.
I ain't gonna come to your party.
No I ain't, girl.
No, I'm not coming to your party, girl.
I'm not gonna make it over there, girl.
I ain't gonna make it your party.
Whooo, yeah.

Why would I show up?
Just to see what I cant have?
Why don't you grow up?
(Ohhh..) Dump your douche and get a man.
It's all the same,
(Ohhh..) Every time I see you there.
I've gone insane,
(Aww..) & Now I'm pulling out my hair.

(Ohh..) Now baby,
You're such a drag.
(Ohh..) You tie me up and kick me down,
(Ughh..) I'm getting mad
(Ohh..) Go find yourself another clown.
You poison me.
(Ughh..) Your rich venom in my veins.
You're boiling me..
(Aww..) & Now I'm penning in the pains.

I don't know if I told you yet... but, uhhh...
Yeah, I'm not coming to your party, girl.
Uh-uh, girl.
No, no, I'm not coming to your party.
I'm not gonna make it over there.
I'm not gonna make it your little get-together, baby.
No, no, no
I'm not gonna come to your fiesta, girl.
I'm not gonna make it, girl.

I wont be dancing with you, girl.
No I'll be dancing alone.
I wont be dancing with you, girl.
No I'll be dancing alone.
(Whooo, ughhh...)
I wont be dancing with you, girl.
No I'll be dancing alone, alone, alone, alone.
I wont be dancing with you, girl.
'Cause I'll be dancing alone.
I wont be dancing with you, baby.
I'll be dancing on my own.
I wont be dancing with you, girl.
I'll be dancing alone.
I wont be dancing with you now, baby.
I'll be dancing on my own.


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Hornz Lyrics

Artist : 3OH!3
Album : 3OH!3

Three-Oh [x12]
I'm 'a hit you from the back
I'm not comming to your party
Shake it, shake it, shake it like you-
Get your hands up
Take-take that
Mother fucker fake rap
I'm 'a hit you from the back
Chokechain
I'm hot baby you're not
Poisonous pill
Punk-punk-punk-pu-punk-punk bitch
Colorado

(Day One) A chaple and glistening
(Day Three) The sun is shining on a perfect beach
(Day Six) A train that isn't whistling
(Day Ten) and I don't want to see you off again

We know the most crunk
Indie city choking chimeny-sweeper,
Turn up your radio
the song we play will blow the speakers
don't stop whistlin'
to let them know what they've been missing
turn the jukebox on
the song we play will blow the system

(Day One) A chaple and glistening
(Day Three) The sun is shining on a perfect beach
(Day Six) A train that isn't whistlin
(Day Ten) and I don't want to see you off again

We know the most crunk
Indie city choking chimeny-sweeper,
Turn up your radio
the song we play will blow the speakers
don't stop whistlin'
to let them know what they've been missing
turn the jukebox on
the song we play will blow the system

We know the most crunk
Indie city choking chimeny-sweeper,
Turn up your radio
the song we play will blow the speakers
don't stop whistlin'
to let them know what they've been missing
turn your jukebox up
the song we play will blow the system

no ones been, no ones been
the cherry in that eye
and it's burning under my skin
carrying, carrying
the lady back to work
but that should be the first thing
no ones been, no ones been
the carpenter i've been
building you this cabinet
burying burying
those heroes as they're gasping
but that should be the last thing


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Street Of Dreams Lyrics

Artist : GUNS N' ROSES
Album : Chinese Democracy

All the love in the world
Couldn't save you
All the innocence inside
You know I tried so hard to make you
Oh, to make you change your mind

And it hurts too much to see you
And how you left yourself behind
You know I wouldn't want to be you
Now there's a hell I can't describe

So now I wander through my days
And try to find my ways
To the feelings that I felt
I saved for you and no one else
And though as long as this road seems
I know it's called the street of dreams
But that's not stardust on my feet
It leaves a taste that's bittersweet
That's called the blues

I don't know just what I should do
Everywhere I go I see you
Though it's what you planned
This much is true
What I thought was beautiful
Don't live inside of you
Anymore

I don't know just what I should do
Everywhere I go I see you
Though it's what you planned
This much is true
What I thought was beautiful
Don't live inside of you
Anymore

What this means to me
Is more than I know you believe
What I thought of you now
Has cost more that it should for me

What I thought was true before
Were lies I couldn't see
What I thought was beautiful
Is only memories

Oh oh oh
What'd I tell you
Oh oh oh
That's
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Inside of you


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You're Fly Lyrics

Artist : LESLIE, RYAN
Album : Ryan Leslie

[Intro]
We started out as friends
Now we friends with benefits
When the freaking began
That's the end of tha innocence
Speaking o' innocence, baby I can remember when
I never used to call you, I was a gentleman
I, was on my cash grind
I had to make moves
And when I got mine, I came and get you
You couldn't believe the way I flipped it
Did it that smooth
I couldn't believe it was that easy to impress you

[Verse 1]
?? how I knew that you were the one
You were a pretty little thing, had all the fun
I been to city after city, looking for love
I – want – you, ah
I wouldn't spend a penny though I had all the change
You made me switch now I'm thinking another way
And outta all these other women I got to say
I – want – you, ah

[Bridge]
You can see it when you look around
(Yea, said, it's obvious to everybody I'm staring at chu)
I'm so happy that I finally found
(I found someone to show my love, yea, and it's you babe)
And I notice that your love is real
('cause I never found anything like this; only when I'm around you)
It's reflected in the way I feel
(How much said though I'm sure you know)

[Chorus]
Baby you're fly
Baby you're fly
I love the way you walk
And the look in your eye
Maybe it's lust
Maybe it's me
But you can be sure I'll give you what you need
You're fly girl, and baby it shows
I would tell the world but they already know
Baby you're fly
Take it from me
You can be sure I'll give you what you need

[Verse 2]
Tonight I wanna try to engage your mind
I know you must be tired of hearing the same old line
Bout how they want you but they really ain't saying it right
I – want – you, (I know you like that)
If you feeling what I'm saying then understand
I'ma stroke your body like it's an instrument
I'ma show you why my touch is so in demand
When I – touch – you, uh

[Bridge]
You can see it when you look around
(Yea, said, it's obvious to everybody I'm staring at chu)
I'm so happy that I finally found
(I found someone to show my love, yea, and it's you babe)
And I notice that your love is real
('cause I never found anything like this, only when I'm around you)
It's reflected in the way I feel
(How much said though I'm sure you know)

[Chorus]
Baby you're fly
Baby you're fly
I love the way you walk
And the look in your eye
Maybe it's lust
Maybe it's me
But you can be sure I'll give you what you need
You're fly girl, and baby it shows
I would tell the world but they already know
Baby you're fly
Take it from me
You can be sure I'll give you what you need

[Verse 3]
Lemme talk to you…
See I knew you was a dime when I met you on broadway
Told you, you was fly, you said "that's what they all say"
I made it easy; you showed me the hard way
Even though the look in your eye was like foreplay
I got some great taste in women
I've had a lot but when it comes to great face, you're winning
Very familiar, with private spots, lace the linen
It's like a curse with a gift I've been given, that's how I'm living

[Chorus x2]
Baby you're fly
Baby you're fly
I love the way you walk
And the look in your eye
Maybe it's lust
Maybe it's me
But you can be sure I'll give you what you need
You're fly girl, and baby it shows
I would tell the world but they already know
Baby you're fly
Take it from me
You can be sure I'll give you what you need

[Outro]
Tonight … uh … baby … yeah
Hey … yeah … uh … rock with me now


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Just Right Lyrics

Artist : LESLIE, RYAN
Album : Ryan Leslie

From what I see girl its a must we stay
Together Forever
You see cause ever is ever
And never ever would nobody do it better
Than the S, oh yes
Guess your blessed
I put the rocks on your fingers,
earrings jingle
No more single
You gotta manin your life
And I understand what your like
Your friends don't understance why you be seein me
But they don't understand your love is treatin me
The way I walk,
The way I Look,
The I talk,
The way we make love in the dark
Somethings in life were ment to be
I thank God above that you were sent for me
See cause my point of view is all about you
You got to tell me what you want girl

[VERSE 1]
It ain't a thing, mama, anything
U need from me baby, please take this ring
It's like braille
Girl the way I feel
It's something that I can't conceal
For sure you're my light
Personified
Myself I can only try
To measure your shine
On an earthly scale
Everything else is pale
Compared to you

[B-SECTION]
Baby you're my cure, you're my remedy
So sincere and pure, said I'll never leave
I'll stay by your side, for eternity
Til the day I die babe
Said you're my cure, you're my remedy
So sincere and pure, said I'll never leave
I'll stay by your side, for eternity
Til the day I die because

[HOOK]
Baby you're just right for me
(You're just right for me, babe)
I'm just right for you
(And I just wanna share your life)
Come and share your life with me
(Share your life with me babe)
And I'll share my life with you
(And I'll share my life with you, girl)

[VERSE 2]
Anything that I may have
Anthing that I'm blessed to grab
I'll split it in half
For your tender touch
Your luvin girl it means so much
I'll love you in style
On a sundrenched isle
After we go down the aisle
You're the thrill in my life
Our love is amplified
The type that only God provides
And it comes from you

[B-SECTION]
Baby you're my cure, you're my remedy
So sincere and pure, said I'll never leave
I'll stay by your side, for eternity
Til the day I die, oh yeah
Said you're my cure, you're my remedy
So sincere and pure, said I'll never leave
I'll stay by your side, for eternity
Til the day I say bye-bye

[HOOK]

[VAMP]
And if it's love you need
I'll give it to you baby
And if you want the world on a platter
I'll give it to you ba-baby
Said if it's up to me
I'll give it to you baby
Anything you need it don't matter
I'll give it to you ba-baby

[B-SECTION]
Baby you're my cure, you're my remedy
So sincere and pure, said I'll never leave
I'll stay by your side, for eternity
Til the day I die, oh yea
Said you're my cure, you're my remedy
So sincere and pure, said I'll never leave
I'll stay by your side, for eternity
Til the day I die, cause yourr

[HOOK]

[VAMP]

Baby your just right for me
(your just right for me babe)
Im just right for you
(yeaah, baby come and share your life)
Come and share your life with me
(just share your life with me babe)
And I'll share my life with you,ou, ou, ou
Baby your just right for me
Im just right for you
Come and share your life with me
And I'll share my life with you


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Out Of The Blue Lyrics

Artist : LESLIE, RYAN
Album : Ryan Leslie

I light a candle for you tonight
Yeh
Said I reminisce on you, babe
Reminisce on you
Yeah
Listen

[Verse 1:]
Should've spend more time
Been a part of your life
And made you more part of mine
Guess it's too late now
I should've been a better friend
I done my best to understand you
Still it's hard to think that we're done
We through

[Chorus:]
Now what would you do
Tell me
If I left you out of the blue
Would you fight back tears while your heart gets torn to pieces
Cause that what I did when you
Left me out of the blue
Love can feel so good and then suddenly it's over
Yeh

[Verse 2:]
I should've been more true
Takin' better care of you
Like I was supposed to
Guess it's too late now
I should've told you how I felt
Steady thinkin' of myself
Still I can't believe you went away so soon

[Chorus:]
Now what would you do
If I left you out of the blue
Would you fight back tears while your heart gets torn to pieces
Cause that's what I did when you
When you left me out of the blue
It's funny how love feels good and then suddenly it's over

[Bridge:]
Now when I ask myself
It's hard to see
How you can be anywhere but here with me
You said that you needed space and time
So you would be able to make up your mind
You said if I set you free
One day you'll be ready to come back to me
Did you really mean it? I hope you did
Hope you ment it babe

[Chorus:]
Now what would you do
If I left you out of the blue
If I left you out of the blue
Would you lose your mind and go crazy
Cause I almost died when you left me
When you left me out of the blue
Love can feel so good and then suddenly it's over
So what would you do
If out of the blue
I just left you
Would it make you cry
Keep you away tonight
Would it leave your heart sick and lonely
Cause that's what you did baby
When you left me out of the blue
It's funny how love feels good and then suddenly it's over

That's righ
I light a candle for you tonight, babe
Yes I will, yes I will
Cause I'm missing you
So I light a candle for you baby
For us
For me and you

Lalalala
Lala lala
Lalala
Lalalala


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Shouldn't Have To Wait Lyrics

Artist : LESLIE, RYAN
Album : Ryan Leslie

R. Les
Listen…

[Verse 1:]
It was just infatuation (yeah)
And I know I should've said so (oooh)
'cause you gave up your relations (yeah)
So that you could have me for yours

[Pre-Chorus:]
Boo, after quite some time
You got restless babe
Said you wanted more, from me (lemme talk about it)
I didn't know what to do
I just turned away
When you looked me in the eyes and say…

[Chorus:]
This is crazy!
I shouldn't have to wait (that's what you told me)
I shouldn't have to wait for you
I shouldn't have to wait for your love… (no, no, no)
Baby save it!
I shouldn't have to wait
I shouldn't have to wait for you
I shouldn't have to wait for your love…

[Verse 2:]
Uh…
Couldn't see what I was losing (yeah)
When I said I couldn't stay, that night (uh)
And it must have been confusing (yeah)
Can imagine what was on your mind
When you begin to cry

[Pre-Chorus:]
Boo, after quite some time
You got restless babe
Said you wanted more, from me (aaand)
I didn't know what to do (do)
I just looked away (I looked away…)
When you turned to me and you said you're sick of waiting

[Chorus:]
This is crazy!
I shouldn't have to wait (baby)
I shouldn't have to wait for you (I shouldn't have to wait for you)
I shouldn't have to wait for your love… (lo–lo–love)
Baby save it! (baby)
I shouldn't have to wait (I shouldn't have to wait)
I shouldn't have to wait for you (shouldn't have to wait for your love)
I shouldn't have to wait for your love… (lo–lo–love)

(Woo!)

[Bridge:]
Oooo, I'm not tryna' be tough
I know what you need
And I know I'm not the one
Baby trust me (I know I'm not thaaa one)
To take good care of you
(I know) it's gotta be rough
Said, I know it tears you up inside
Knowing I can't
Give you what you need
And I know its craaaazy…

[Chorus: w/ ad-libs]
This is crazy!
I shouldn't have to wait (no I shouldn't have to wait)
I shouldn't have to wait for you (baby)
I shouldn't have to wait for your love…
(shouldn't have to wait for love, yeah)
Baby save it!
I shouldn't have to wait (oh, yeaaah)
I shouldn't have to wait for you (for your loooove)
I shouldn't have to wait for your love…
(I don't wanna wait for your love)

This is crazy!
I shouldn't have to wait (no baaaby)
I shouldn't have to wait for you (tell me why you make me wait)
I shouldn't have to wait for your love… (I don't wanna wait for you)
Baby save it!
I shouldn't have to wait
I shouldn't have to wait for you (for your love bae
I shouldn't have to wait for your love…
(I shouldn't have to wait, no, no, no)


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Gibberish Lyrics

Artist : LESLIE, RYAN
Album : Ryan Leslie

Time is runnin' out
Please don't make me wait
I'm all alone
I'll stab a day
Lost and love a ghost
Lost all alone
It's another lost one
You stay gone
Pissed on a wall
Hit it in the face
I don't wanna go
I'll stab a day
Lost and love a ghost
I'll stab a lay
Let's boogaloo la
It's all day

I'll date you
I'll take you on a date, yeah
I'm telling, I'll date you
I'll take you on a lovely date
Lovely date
And I'll date you
I'll take you on a day date
And it's a lovely day
Lovely day
Lovely day

[chorus]
I see your body lighting up in the moonlight
As a ghost story you jump in the moonlight
I wanna feel you in the dark when I do right
Do right right there, yeah
As a ghost story you jump in the morning,
I signal, I want that by all means
I signal you, and you got where I want that
Want that right there, right there

Time is runnin' out
Please don't make me wait
I'm all alone
I'll stab a day
Lost and love a ghost
Lost all alone
It's another lost one
You stay gone
Pissed on a wall
Hit it in the face
I don't wanna go
I'll stab a day
Lost and love a ghost
I'll stab a day
Let's boogaloo la
It's all day

I'll date you
I'll take you on a date, yeah
I'm telling, I'll date you
I'll take you on a lovely date
Lovely date
And I'll date you
I'll take you on a day date
And it's a lovely day
Lovely day
Lovely day

[chorus]

You know I want you right there
Said I want you bay, hey baby
You know I want you right there
Right there, ooh
You know I want you right there

And it's a lovely day
Lovely day
Lovely day


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You're Fly Lyrics

Artist : RYAN LESLIE
Album : Ryan Leslie

[Intro]
We started out as friends
Now we friends with benefits
When the freaking began
That's the end of tha innocence
Speaking o' innocence, baby I can remember when
I never used to call you, I was a gentleman
I, was on my cash grind
I had to make moves
And when I got mine, I came and get you
You couldn't believe the way I flipped it
Did it that smooth
I couldn't believe it was that easy to impress you

[Verse 1]
?? how I knew that you were the one
You were a pretty little thing, had all the fun
I been to city after city, looking for love
I – want – you, ah
I wouldn't spend a penny though I had all the change
You made me switch now I'm thinking another way
And outta all these other women I got to say
I – want – you, ah

[Bridge]
You can see it when you look around
(Yea, said, it's obvious to everybody I'm staring at chu)
I'm so happy that I finally found
(I found someone to show my love, yea, and it's you babe)
And I notice that your love is real
('cause I never found anything like this; only when I'm around you)
It's reflected in the way I feel
(How much said though I'm sure you know)

[Chorus]
Baby you're fly
Baby you're fly
I love the way you walk
And the look in your eye
Maybe it's lust
Maybe it's me
But you can be sure I'll give you what you need
You're fly girl, and baby it shows
I would tell the world but they already know
Baby you're fly
Take it from me
You can be sure I'll give you what you need

[Verse 2]
Tonight I wanna try to engage your mind
I know you must be tired of hearing the same old line
Bout how they want you but they really ain't saying it right
I – want – you, (I know you like that)
If you feeling what I'm saying then understand
I'ma stroke your body like it's an instrument
I'ma show you why my touch is so in demand
When I – touch – you, uh

[Bridge]
You can see it when you look around
(Yea, said, it's obvious to everybody I'm staring at chu)
I'm so happy that I finally found
(I found someone to show my love, yea, and it's you babe)
And I notice that your love is real
('cause I never found anything like this, only when I'm around you)
It's reflected in the way I feel
(How much said though I'm sure you know)

[Chorus]
Baby you're fly
Baby you're fly
I love the way you walk
And the look in your eye
Maybe it's lust
Maybe it's me
But you can be sure I'll give you what you need
You're fly girl, and baby it shows
I would tell the world but they already know
Baby you're fly
Take it from me
You can be sure I'll give you what you need

[Verse 3]
Lemme talk to you…
See I knew you was a dime when I met you on broadway
Told you, you was fly, you said "that's what they all say"
I made it easy; you showed me the hard way
Even though the look in your eye was like foreplay
I got some great taste in women
I've had a lot but when it comes to great face, you're winning
Very familiar, with private spots, lace the linen
It's like a curse with a gift I've been given, that's how I'm living

[Chorus x2]
Baby you're fly
Baby you're fly
I love the way you walk
And the look in your eye
Maybe it's lust
Maybe it's me
But you can be sure I'll give you what you need
You're fly girl, and baby it shows
I would tell the world but they already know
Baby you're fly
Take it from me
You can be sure I'll give you what you need

[Outro]
Tonight … uh … baby … yeah
Hey … yeah … uh … rock with me now


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Just Right Lyrics

Artist : RYAN LESLIE
Album : Ryan Leslie

From what I see girl its a must we stay
Together Forever
You see cause ever is ever
And never ever would nobody do it better
Than the S, oh yes
Guess your blessed
I put the rocks on your fingers,
earrings jingle
No more single
You gotta manin your life
And I understand what your like
Your friends don't understance why you be seein me
But they don't understand your love is treatin me
The way I walk,
The way I Look,
The I talk,
The way we make love in the dark
Somethings in life were ment to be
I thank God above that you were sent for me
See cause my point of view is all about you
You got to tell me what you want girl

[VERSE 1]
It ain't a thing, mama, anything
U need from me baby, please take this ring
It's like braille
Girl the way I feel
It's something that I can't conceal
For sure you're my light
Personified
Myself I can only try
To measure your shine
On an earthly scale
Everything else is pale
Compared to you

[B-SECTION]
Baby you're my cure, you're my remedy
So sincere and pure, said I'll never leave
I'll stay by your side, for eternity
Til the day I die babe
Said you're my cure, you're my remedy
So sincere and pure, said I'll never leave
I'll stay by your side, for eternity
Til the day I die because

[HOOK]
Baby you're just right for me
(You're just right for me, babe)
I'm just right for you
(And I just wanna share your life)
Come and share your life with me
(Share your life with me babe)
And I'll share my life with you
(And I'll share my life with you, girl)

[VERSE 2]
Anything that I may have
Anthing that I'm blessed to grab
I'll split it in half
For your tender touch
Your luvin girl it means so much
I'll love you in style
On a sundrenched isle
After we go down the aisle
You're the thrill in my life
Our love is amplified
The type that only God provides
And it comes from you

[B-SECTION]
Baby you're my cure, you're my remedy
So sincere and pure, said I'll never leave
I'll stay by your side, for eternity
Til the day I die, oh yeah
Said you're my cure, you're my remedy
So sincere and pure, said I'll never leave
I'll stay by your side, for eternity
Til the day I say bye-bye

[HOOK]

[VAMP]
And if it's love you need
I'll give it to you baby
And if you want the world on a platter
I'll give it to you ba-baby
Said if it's up to me
I'll give it to you baby
Anything you need it don't matter
I'll give it to you ba-baby

[B-SECTION]
Baby you're my cure, you're my remedy
So sincere and pure, said I'll never leave
I'll stay by your side, for eternity
Til the day I die, oh yea
Said you're my cure, you're my remedy
So sincere and pure, said I'll never leave
I'll stay by your side, for eternity
Til the day I die, cause yourr

[HOOK]

[VAMP]

Baby your just right for me
(your just right for me babe)
Im just right for you
(yeaah, baby come and share your life)
Come and share your life with me
(just share your life with me babe)
And I'll share my life with you,ou, ou, ou
Baby your just right for me
Im just right for you
Come and share your life with me
And I'll share my life with you


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Out Of The Blue Lyrics

Artist : RYAN LESLIE
Album : Ryan Leslie

I light a candle for you tonight
Yeh
Said I reminisce on you, babe
Reminisce on you
Yeah
Listen

[Verse 1:]
Should've spend more time
Been a part of your life
And made you more part of mine
Guess it's too late now
I should've been a better friend
I done my best to understand you
Still it's hard to think that we're done
We through

[Chorus:]
Now what would you do
Tell me
If I left you out of the blue
Would you fight back tears while your heart gets torn to pieces
Cause that what I did when you
Left me out of the blue
Love can feel so good and then suddenly it's over
Yeh

[Verse 2:]
I should've been more true
Takin' better care of you
Like I was supposed to
Guess it's too late now
I should've told you how I felt
Steady thinkin' of myself
Still I can't believe you went away so soon

[Chorus:]
Now what would you do
If I left you out of the blue
Would you fight back tears while your heart gets torn to pieces
Cause that's what I did when you
When you left me out of the blue
It's funny how love feels good and then suddenly it's over

[Bridge:]
Now when I ask myself
It's hard to see
How you can be anywhere but here with me
You said that you needed space and time
So you would be able to make up your mind
You said if I set you free
One day you'll be ready to come back to me
Did you really mean it? I hope you did
Hope you ment it babe

[Chorus:]
Now what would you do
If I left you out of the blue
If I left you out of the blue
Would you lose your mind and go crazy
Cause I almost died when you left me
When you left me out of the blue
Love can feel so good and then suddenly it's over
So what would you do
If out of the blue
I just left you
Would it make you cry
Keep you away tonight
Would it leave your heart sick and lonely
Cause that's what you did baby
When you left me out of the blue
It's funny how love feels good and then suddenly it's over

That's righ
I light a candle for you tonight, babe
Yes I will, yes I will
Cause I'm missing you
So I light a candle for you baby
For us
For me and you

Lalalala
Lala lala
Lalala
Lalalala


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Shouldn't Have To Wait Lyrics

Artist : RYAN LESLIE
Album : Ryan Leslie

R. Les
Listen…

[Verse 1:]
It was just infatuation (yeah)
And I know I should've said so (oooh)
'cause you gave up your relations (yeah)
So that you could have me for yours

[Pre-Chorus:]
Boo, after quite some time
You got restless babe
Said you wanted more, from me (lemme talk about it)
I didn't know what to do
I just turned away
When you looked me in the eyes and say…

[Chorus:]
This is crazy!
I shouldn't have to wait (that's what you told me)
I shouldn't have to wait for you
I shouldn't have to wait for your love… (no, no, no)
Baby save it!
I shouldn't have to wait
I shouldn't have to wait for you
I shouldn't have to wait for your love…

[Verse 2:]
Uh…
Couldn't see what I was losing (yeah)
When I said I couldn't stay, that night (uh)
And it must have been confusing (yeah)
Can imagine what was on your mind
When you begin to cry

[Pre-Chorus:]
Boo, after quite some time
You got restless babe
Said you wanted more, from me (aaand)
I didn't know what to do (do)
I just looked away (I looked away…)
When you turned to me and you said you're sick of waiting

[Chorus:]
This is crazy!
I shouldn't have to wait (baby)
I shouldn't have to wait for you (I shouldn't have to wait for you)
I shouldn't have to wait for your love… (lo–lo–love)
Baby save it! (baby)
I shouldn't have to wait (I shouldn't have to wait)
I shouldn't have to wait for you (shouldn't have to wait for your love)
I shouldn't have to wait for your love… (lo–lo–love)

(Woo!)

[Bridge:]
Oooo, I'm not tryna' be tough
I know what you need
And I know I'm not the one
Baby trust me (I know I'm not thaaa one)
To take good care of you
(I know) it's gotta be rough
Said, I know it tears you up inside
Knowing I can't
Give you what you need
And I know its craaaazy…

[Chorus: w/ ad-libs]
This is crazy!
I shouldn't have to wait (no I shouldn't have to wait)
I shouldn't have to wait for you (baby)
I shouldn't have to wait for your love…
(shouldn't have to wait for love, yeah)
Baby save it!
I shouldn't have to wait (oh, yeaaah)
I shouldn't have to wait for you (for your loooove)
I shouldn't have to wait for your love…
(I don't wanna wait for your love)

This is crazy!
I shouldn't have to wait (no baaaby)
I shouldn't have to wait for you (tell me why you make me wait)
I shouldn't have to wait for your love… (I don't wanna wait for you)
Baby save it!
I shouldn't have to wait
I shouldn't have to wait for you (for your love bae
I shouldn't have to wait for your love…
(I shouldn't have to wait, no, no, no)


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Gibberish Lyrics

Artist : RYAN LESLIE
Album : Ryan Leslie

Time is runnin' out
Please don't make me wait
I'm all alone
I'll stab a day
Lost and love a ghost
Lost all alone
It's another lost one
You stay gone
Pissed on a wall
Hit it in the face
I don't wanna go
I'll stab a day
Lost and love a ghost
I'll stab a lay
Let's boogaloo la
It's all day

I'll date you
I'll take you on a date, yeah
I'm telling, I'll date you
I'll take you on a lovely date
Lovely date
And I'll date you
I'll take you on a day date
And it's a lovely day
Lovely day
Lovely day

[chorus]
I see your body lighting up in the moonlight
As a ghost story you jump in the moonlight
I wanna feel you in the dark when I do right
Do right right there, yeah
As a ghost story you jump in the morning,
I signal, I want that by all means
I signal you, and you got where I want that
Want that right there, right there

Time is runnin' out
Please don't make me wait
I'm all alone
I'll stab a day
Lost and love a ghost
Lost all alone
It's another lost one
You stay gone
Pissed on a wall
Hit it in the face
I don't wanna go
I'll stab a day
Lost and love a ghost
I'll stab a day
Let's boogaloo la
It's all day

I'll date you
I'll take you on a date, yeah
I'm telling, I'll date you
I'll take you on a lovely date
Lovely date
And I'll date you
I'll take you on a day date
And it's a lovely day
Lovely day
Lovely day

[chorus]

You know I want you right there
Said I want you bay, hey baby
You know I want you right there
Right there, ooh
You know I want you right there

And it's a lovely day
Lovely day
Lovely day


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Toes Lyrics

Artist : ZAC BROWN BAND
Album : The Foundation

I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand
Not a worry in the world, a cold beer in my hand
Life is good today. Life is good today.
Well, the plane touched down just about 3 o'clock
And the city's still on my mind
Bikinis and palm trees danced in my head
I was still in the baggage line
Concrete and cars are there own prison bars like this life
I'm living in
But the plane brought me farther.
I'm surrounded by water
And I'm not going back again

I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand
a worry in the world, a cold beer in my hand
Life is good today. Life is good today.

Adios and vaya con dios
Yeah I'm leaving GA
And if it weren't for tequila and pretty senoritas
I'd have no reason to stay
Adios and vaya con dios
Yeah I'm leaving GA
Gonna lay in the hot sun and roll a big fat one
And grab my guitar and play

Four days flew by like a drunk Friday night as the summedrew to an end
They couldn't believe that I just couldn't leave
And I bid adieu to my friends
Because my bartender she's from the islands
Her body's been kissed by the sun
And coconut replaces the smell of the bar and I don't know if its her or the rum

I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand
Not a worry in the world, a cold beer in my hand
Life is good today. Life is good today.

Adios and vaya con dios
A long way from the lake
Its where all the muchachas they call me "big poppa" when I throw pesos their way
Adios and vaya con dios
A long way from GA
Someone do me a favor and pass me the Jaeger
And I'll grab my guitar and play

Adios and vaya con dios
Going home now to stay
The senoritas don't care-o when there's no dinero
You got no money to stay
Adios and vaya con dios
Going home now to stay

With my ass in a lawn chair
And toes in the clay
Not a worry in the world a PBR on the way
Life is good today. Life is good today.


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Whatever It Is Lyrics

Artist : ZAC BROWN BAND
Album : The Foundation

She's got eyes that cut you like a
knife and
lips that taste like sweet red wine
And pretty legs go to heaven every time
She got a gentle way that puts me at ease
When she walks in the room I can hardly breathe
Got a devastating smile knock a grown man to his knees

She's got whatever it is
It blows me away
She's everything I wanted to say to a woman
but couldn't find the words to say
She's got whatever it is
I don't know what to do
Because every time I try and tell her how I feel
it comes out "I love you"
You got whatever it is

You know I've never been the type that would ever want to
stay
Bring 'em home at night and they're gone the next day
But that all changed when she walked into my life
People ask me what it is
I tell them I don't know
Just something about the woman makes my heart go haywire
She's gonna be my wife

She's got whatever it is
It blows me away
She's everything I wanted to say to a woman
but couldn't find the words to say
She's got whatever it is
I don't know what to do
Because every time I try and tell her how I feel
it comes out "I love you"
You got whatever it is

When she loves me
Girl that's how I feel
When she loves me I'm on top of the world
Because when she loves me I can live forever
When she loves me I am untouchable

She's got whatever it is
It blows me away
She's everything I wanted to say to a woman
but couldn't find the words to say
She's got whatever it is
I don't know what to do
Because every time I try and tell her how I feel
it comes out "I love you"
You got whatever it is


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Where The Boat Leaves From Lyrics

Artist : ZAC BROWN BAND
Album : The Foundation

There's a place, where the boat leaves
from
It takes away all your big problems
You got worries you can drop them in the blue ocean
But you gotta get away to where the boat leaves from
Take one part sand, and one part sea, one part shade of a
big palm tree
The drinks they're cold and the ladies are hot
And I know this is the place for me

So get away to where the boat leaves from
It takes away all of your big problems
You got worries you can drop them in the blue ocean
But you gotta get away to where the boat leaves from

See the problem is that you're down there
And there's a perfectly good island somewhere
Where a ride that floats and don't grab your coats
You won't need them where we are going

So get away to where the boat leaves from
It takes away all of your big problems
You got worries you can drop them in the blue ocean
But you gotta get away to where the boat leaves from

Pick me up
Out on a boat that is huge
Pick me up
I don't know how to do
Pick me up

Put me down
Down on the sand where its cool
Put me down
When I fall off my stool
Put me down
I'll just sleep there til morning comes around

With sunshine and ladies and pina colodas
and Bob Marley songs that are playing
There's a sound in my ear that I want you to hear
Soft tropical lips that are saying

Get away to where the boat leaves from
It takes away all of your big problems
You got worries you can drop them in the blue ocean
But you gotta get away to where the boat leaves from


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Free Lyrics

Artist : ZAC BROWN BAND
Album : The Foundation

[Violin playing]
so we live in our old van
Travel all across this land
Me and you

We'll end up hand in hand
Somewhere down on the sand
Me and you

Just as free
Free as we'll ever be
Just as free
Free as we'll ever be

Drive until the city lights
Dissolve into a country sky
Me and you

Lay underneath the georgia moon
Do all the things that lovers do
Just me and you

Just as free
Free as we'll ever be
Just as free
Free as we'll ever be
Ever be

No we don't have a lot of money
No we don't have a lot of money
No we don't have a lot of money
All we need is love

Free as we'll ever be
Just as free
Free as we'll ever be
Ever be

So we live in our old van
Travel all across this land
Me and you


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Chicken Fried Lyrics

Artist : ZAC BROWN BAND
Album : The Foundation

You know I like my chicken fried

[Chorus:]
Cold beer on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
And the radio up

Well I've seen the sun rise
See the love in my woman's eyes
Feel the touch of a precious child
And know a mother's love

Well I was raised beneath the shade of a Geogia Pine
And that's home you know
Sweet tea, pecan pie, and homemade wine where the peaches grow
And my house it's not much to talk about
But it's filled with love that's grown in southern ground

And a little bit of chicken fried

[Chorus]

Well it's funny how it's the little things in life that mean the most
Not where you live, the car you drive or the price tag on your clothes
There's no dollar sign on a piece of mind
this I've come to know
So if you agree, have a drink with me
Raise you glasses for a toast

To a little bit of chicken fried

[Chorus]

I thank god for my life
And for the stars and stripes
May freedom forever fly, let it ring.
Salute the ones who died
The ones that give their lives so we don't have to sacrifice
All the things we love

Like our chicken fried

[Chorus]

You know I like my chicken fried

[Chorus]


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Mary Lyrics

Artist : ZAC BROWN BAND
Album : The Foundation

Mary, Mary, why you want to do me this way?
I was dumb enough not to settle down when you wanted to
Now I'm sittin' here going crazy trying to crawl back to you
Mary, Mary, why you want to do me this way?

But I was smart enough to come to my senses
Be who you need me to be
And if you say that I'm too late
I'll curl up and die in misery
Mary, Mary, why you want to do me this way

I remember our first kiss on the 4th of July
I'll never miss another one of those
I'll be by your side

If my foolish heart was wrong,
this truly was never meant to be
Well I only hope that he'll count his lucky stars
and love you as much as me

Mary, Mary, why you want to do me this way [3x]


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Different Kind Of Fine Lyrics

Artist : ZAC BROWN BAND
Album : The Foundation

She make a train take a dirt road
Make it stop on a dime
Make 'em wonder which way to go
Make a man change his mind

She's a lawyer's queen, a trucker's dream
With a baseball hat fit for a queen
A genuine, a different kind of fine

Cadillacs and caviar
Well, that ain't how she rolls
Implants and tummy tucks
She sure don't need those

She's a cool drink of water
When the summer's mean
Poured into those Levis jeans
She's country as the day is long

She make a train take a dirt road
Make it stop on a dime
Make 'em wonder which way to go
Make a man change his mind

She's a lawyer's queen and a trucker's dream
With a baseball hat fit for a queen
A genuine, a different kind of fine

Tan and lean like a long-neck bottle
In the passenger seat
Got her hand on the throttle
She'll get you there right on time

Lord, take you down to Tijuana
Make you wanna slap your momma
Gotcha all tore up and made you spill your dip cup
Bona fide, a different kind of fine

Make a train take a dirt road
Make it stop on a dime
Make 'em wonder which way to go
Make a man change his mind

She's a lawyer's queen and a trucker's dream
With a baseball hat fit for a queen
A genuine, a different kind of fine

She make a train take a dirt road
Make it stop on a dime
She make 'em wonder which way to go
Make a man change his mind

A lawyer's queen, a trucker's dream
A baseball hat fit for a queen
Genuine, a different kind of fine!
Lord, Lord!


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Highway 20 Ride Lyrics

Artist : ZAC BROWN BAND
Album : The Foundation

I ride east every other Friday but if I had it my way
Days would not be wasted on this drive
And I want so bad to hold you
Some of the things I haven't told you
Your mom and me just couldn't get along

So I'll drive
And I'll think about my life
And wonder why, I'll slowly die inside
Everytime I turn that truck around, right at the Georgia line and I count the days and the miles back home to you on that Highway 20 ride

A day might come and you'll realize that if you could see through my eyes
There was no other way to work it out
And a part of you might hate me
But son please don?t mistake me For a man that didnt care at all

So I'll drive
And I'll think about my life
And wonder why, I'll slowly die inside
Everytime I turn that truck around, right at the Georgia line and I count the days and the miles back home to you on that Highway 20 ride

So when you drive
And the years go flying by
I hope you smile
If I ever cross your mind
It was a pleasure of my life
And I cherished every time
And my whole world
It begins and ends with you
On that Highway 20 ride....


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It's Not Ok Lyrics

Artist : ZAC BROWN BAND
Album : The Foundation

A man was bothering me today and I
wanted to tell him to go away
But I stood and listened to him anyway, okay.
He said he didn't want to shoot that man
And it was his thing and I wouldn't understand
And he had done all that he can, okay.

I guess his body was as good as mine
And just like me he was wasting time
Turning over every stone to see what he could find, okay.
He was filling tank and he asked for money
I lied and said I didn't have any
Then my conscious took over and I gave him a hand full of change.

Don't do a thing.
Stay right there.
You'll lie there.
You don't seem to care

I know its hard to survive in the city
When the beautiful days don't look so pretty
And you don't have windows to keep the night away, okay.
He was dirty and stink and just a bit crude
But I didn't say that because that's kind of rude
And he didn't care what I had to say in the first place, okay.

I wanted to say you're a big disgrace to the world,
yourself, and the human race
And reach back and pop him one good time in the face, okay.
No its not okay and I didn't do that
But I gave him a smile and tipped my hat and told him to have a very nice rest
of the day

Don't do a thing. Don't do a thing.
Stay right there.
You'll lie there. You'll lie there.
You don't seem to care.

Guess he bought some booze or shit

And sure that bothers me a little bit but it's his life and I can't tell him
how to live it

As he turned and started to go his way I tried to think of something wise to
say like...

Don't do a thing.
Stay right here.
You'll lie here.
You don't seem to care.
You'll die here.
You don't seem to care


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Jolene Lyrics

Artist : ZAC BROWN BAND
Album : The Foundation

Cocaine flame in my bloodstream
Sold my coat when I hit Spokane
Bought myself a hard pack of cigarettes
In the early mornin' rain

Lately my hands they don't feel like mine
My eyes been stung with dust and blind
Held you in my arms one time
Lost you just the same

Jolene
Well, I ain't about to go straight, it's too late
And I found myself face down in the ditch
Booze in my hair, blood on my lips

A picture of you holding a picture of me
In the pocket of my blue jeans
Still don't know what love means
Still don't know what love means

Jolene
Jolene

It's been so long since I've seen your face
Or felt a part of this human race
I've been living out of this here suitcase
For way too long

Man needs something he can hold onto
Nine pound hammer or a woman like you
Either one of them things will do

Jolene
Well, I ain't about to go straight, it's too late
And I found myself face down in the ditch
Booze in my hair, blood on my lips

A picture of you holding a picture of me
In the pocket of my blue jeans
Still don't know what love means
Still don't know what love means

Jolene
Jolene

Cocaine flame in my bloodstream
Sold my coat when I hit Spokane


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Sic 'Em On A Chicken Lyrics

Artist : ZAC BROWN BAND
Album : The Foundation

Sic 'em on a chicken.
Sic 'em on a chicken.
Sic 'em on a chicken and watch them feathers fly

Sic 'em on a chicken.
Sic 'em on a chicken.
Sic 'em on a chicken.
Bring out the butter and the flour we're ready to fry.

My dog Pete is the smallest dog of all the dogs in my yard
He's a mean son' bitch
Drinks Beam and water from a broken mason jar

Sic 'em on a chicken.
Sic 'em on a chicken.
Sic 'em on a chicken and watch them feathers fly

Sic 'em on a chicken.
Sic 'em on a chicken.
Sic 'em on a chicken.
Bring out the butter and the flour we're ready to fry.

I heard this awful noise coming from the woods
I heard chicken screams
Know it ain't gonna be good

Well I think we lost the chicken
Think we lost the chicken
Think we lost the chicken because I just heard him cry

Think we lost the chicken
Think we lost the chicken
Think we lost the chicken but you can get another one for a dollar 79

In a couple of years his spurs have grown
He wasn't safe to keep around the house
When he almost took an eyeball from Lonny's son
And I was sitting at home making fig preserves
And I'd seen where that rooster kicked him in the eye
And I knew that that was the day that chicken was going to get what he deserved

So I chased the chicken
I chased the chicken
I chased the chicken and Pete hit 'em from the side

I chased the chicken
I chased the chicken
I chased the chicken and me and Pete suppered on a home made chicken pot pie

Sic 'em on a chicken.
Sic 'em on a chicken.
Sic 'em on a chicken and watch them feathers fly

Sic 'em on a chicken
Get that chicken
I can smell the kitchen and it's almost supper time


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Who Said We're Wack Lyrics

Artist : the LONELY ISLAND
Album : Incredibad

[Intro]
Aiyyo fam, check this out
I was just at the club right?
Heard these two dudes talkin
One of them said to the other one
that they knew someone, who said you guys are WACK!

[Chorus]
Who said we're wack? You said we're wack?
You take it back! Who said we're wack?
You talkin smack? You're gonna get smacked!
(You sayin that I'm wack but it just ain't so)

[The Lonely Island]
Someone said we're wack, why would they say that?
I don't think we're wack, who said we're wack?
Who said we're wack? I can't believe that
They must be smokin crack, to say that we're wack
Say that we're wack, you probably get smacked
if you say we're wack, did you say we're wack?
WHO SAID WE'RE WACK? I'll paint your eye black!
Won'tcha check my facts - who said we're wack?

How could a person up and call a person wack?
How could the devil turn the blue sky black?
How many babies born will never reach their dreams?
And how could a person call another person wack?

I heard a rumor that somebody said we're wack
I think that's wack, to call someone wack
I AM NOT WACK, NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY
WHAT DID YOU SAY? DID YOU SAY I'M WACK?~!

[Outro]
All the ladies in the house put your hands up
All the fellas in the house put your hands up
Now whoever said we're wack put your hand up
Now everyone else, put your hands down
(Oh there he is, there he is!)


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Santana DVX Lyrics

Artist : the LONELY ISLAND
Album : Incredibad
(feat. E-40)

[bottle pops]

[Intro]
What is that, Cristal? (No!)
Dom P? (Hell no!)
(This is that Carlos Santana champagne!)
Oh shit, Santana DVX? That's my joint!
(Mine too, but a lot of these busters don't know about it)
WELL LET'S TELL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS~!

[The Lonely Island]
As a kid, I used to lay awake and think
When was Santana gonna make a drink?
But now I'm all grown and my dream came true
Santana champagne, from here to you
From the heart of Napa Valley and the guitar king
Comes a sparkling wine, to make a blind man sing
Yo it's the cham-pan-yah, from the man with the bandana
I can't stand a flute with anything but Santana
What's the first name in cham - it's Carlos
And to that man I propose a toast
In the 60's, he had lots of freebie sex
But now he's gettin down with the DVX

[Interlude]
Excuse me fellas!
Am I to understand that Carlos Santana has made a champagne?
(That's right motherfucker! Here, try it)
Alright [pops bottle] AWWWWWWWWW SHIT~!

[The Lonely Island]
I feel alive for the first time
Each sip hits my lips like a landmine
Without Carlos in my life I was livin a lie
He makes his guitar weep, but his champagne cries
He's a Southwest, tie wearin bolo champ
Comin straight out the box with a bolo champ'
Yo he a beast with the sugar and yeast, mix it in pots
Like the way his release mixed jazz blues and pops
And the salsa fusion, he's lady's shoe producin
Plus he teamed with Rob Thomas for a music revolution
On the 7th day, it was said God rest
But on the 8th day he made the DVX

[E-40]
Gentlemen, gentlemen, what is all the hubbub about?
(Carlos Santana!) That's right
I see bitches-is enjoyin my sparkling wine
(We certainly are) Well be careful
cause this shit'll get you fucked up
Bitch!

I'm like no other, one of a kind, my sparkling wine
Santana DVX make you wanna have sex (OOOOH)
I'm rich bitch! I'm havin my chips
Get laid all the time, by 70's chicks - uhh
Won hella Grammies, batches throw me they panties
I'm probably your daddy, I probably nutted in your mammy
I'm a Bay boy, city life, been around the corner
Try to play me foul and my vatos gon' run up on ya
A legend, a boss, that's what I are
Ask about me pimp, 'tana be killin the guitar
Old enough to know better but young enough to not care
I get active - might slap a bitch with my hair (WHIP)
Left coast up top I bang that shit
My sparkling wine'll pop Cristal on her lip
Cain't stop, won't stop gettin my bread
Pack arenas and coliseums now watch me shred

[guitar solo]
Ohhhh, San-tan-tan-tan-ahhhh

[The Lonely Island]
A monkey drank a bottle and learned to speak
A queer drank a bottle and became a freak
A lion drank a bottle and forgot how to growl

[E-40]
A horse drank a bottle, and fucked a cow~!


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Jizz In My Pants Lyrics

Artist : the LONELY ISLAND
Album : Incredibad

Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make your way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and im on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
The whole night what we've got instore
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

This really never happens you can take my word
I wont apoligize, thats just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
And now I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Dont tell your friends or Ill say your a slut
Plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
Im very sensitive, some would say thats a plus

Now I'll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heart broken not lookin for love
Surprised in my eyes when I looked above
The check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked Cash or Credit?
And I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

Its perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But were going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now Im posed in an awkward stance because I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

To be fair you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like youre not impressed
One more thing, Im gonna pay by check

Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

The next day my alarm goes off and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

I went-
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

Ok seriously you guys can we, ok?

I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOURE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN WERE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX WITH ME
YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY

Cuz I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
yes I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH


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I'm On A Boat Lyrics

Artist : the LONELY ISLAND
Album : Incredibad
(feat. T-Pain)

[Intro (T-Pain)]
(Shortayyyy) Aww shit
Get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fuckin deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfuckin toes
We runnin this, let's go

[Chorus (T-Pain)]
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat (boat, yeah)

[The Lonely Island (T-Pain)]
I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowin on a boat on the deep blue sea
Bustin five knots, wind whippin out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies
I'm flippin burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin copies

I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and shit
The dolphin's splashin, gettin e'rybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and, it's goin fast and
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh
{Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!}

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

[T-Pain]
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon~!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat comin my way
Believe me when I say, I fucked a mermaid

[Chorus]

[T-Pain]
Whoahhh
Sha-sha-shorty, shorty
Yeah yeah yeahhh


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Sax Man Lyrics

Artist : the LONELY ISLAND
Album : Incredibad
(feat. Jack Black)

[The Lonely Island]
Wellllll he was the Sax Man from the state of Tennessee
First set in with the band at the ripe old age of three - we told
And when he blew into that horn all the people gathered 'round
Club manager jumped right up and said "Boy I gotta have that sound!"
Scream "Hallelujah Lord!", I said the Sax Man's got my soul
Everybody gotta move their feet, when the Sax Man started to blow
Now blow it Sax Man!

[farting saxophone sounds]

Mmmmmm'kay he's a little shy, but his genius cannot hide
Cause when the Sax Man starts to win he gonna take you on a ride
Take it Sax Man!

[two saxophone notes]

Ow! Take it Sax Man!
Okay he'll be right with you folks!

All right, Sax Man, that's my fault, I put you on the spot
But now you're all warmed up and this-a next one's gonna be hot
Kick it Sax Man! (C'mon!)

[one bad note]

(What the fuck are you doing!!)

[another bad note]

Haha, okay! Why don't we have a little inspiration now
You know this game, Sax Man!
Repeat after me
Here we go, and..
Shibbidy bop bop, buda bop bah [one note]
Dip dip di-dip, dip dip di-dip dip [two weak notes]
Arrip da di-dip, bop ba-doo-doo day-day [no sound at all]
Fuckin play somethin Sax Man! [pause.. one weak note]
Okay, movin on!
Sax Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan~!
Sax Man!

[one off key note]


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Lazy Sunday Lyrics

Artist : the LONELY ISLAND
Album : Incredibad
(feat. Chris Parnell)

[The Lonely Island]
Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon
Call Parnell just to see how he's doin (Hello?)
What up, Parns? (Yo Samberg, what's crackin?)
You thinkin what I'm thinkin? (NARNIA!) Man it's happenin
(But first my hunger pangs are stickin like duct tape)
Let's hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes
(No doubt that bakery's got all the bomb frostings)
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gossling [echoes]

(TWO!) No six! (No twelve!) BAKERS DOZEN!
I told you that I'm crazy for these cupcakes, cousin!
(Yo where's the movie playin?) Upper Westside dude
(Well let's hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route!)
I prefer MapQuest (that's a good one too)
Google Maps is the best (true dat) DOUBLE TRUE!
68th to Broadway (step on it sucker)
What'cha wanna do Chris? (SNACK ATTACK MOTHERFUCKER!)

[Chorus]
Hit The Chronic (what?) cles of Narnia
Yes The Chronic (what?) cles of Narnia
We love The Chronic (what?) cles of Narnia
Pass The Chronic (what?) cles of Narnia

[The Lonely Island]
Yo stop at the deli, the theater's overpriced
(You got the backpack?) Gonna pack it up nice
(Don't want security to get suspicious!)
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals crazy delicious!
(Yo reach in my pocket, pull out some dough)
Girl acted like she'd never seen a ten befo'
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE HAMILTONS BABY
Throw the snacks in the bag (and I'm a ghost like Swayze)

(Roll up to the theater) ticket buyin, what we're handlin
(You can call us Aaron Burr) from the way we're droppin Hamiltons
(Now parked in our seats, movie trivia's the illest)
What "Friends" alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?
(We answered so fast it was scary)
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed MATTHEW PERRY!
Now quiet in the theater or it's gonna get tragic
(We're about to get taken to a dream world of magic!)

[Chorus]

[gun blast and DJ scratching]


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Boombox Lyrics

Artist : the LONELY ISLAND
Album : Incredibad
(feat. Julian Casablancas)

[The Lonely Island]
Imagine in your mind a posh country club
The stuffy old money where the poor kid's snubbed
The spread is bland sauerkraut and boiled goose
There's no way these people will ever cut loose

But then I walk in the room, hold my boombox high
And what happened next, will blow your mind

[Julian Casablancas]
Everything got outta control
The music was so undressing
Everyone got out on the floor
It was a bunch of old white people dancing

[The Lonely Island]
Now picture if you will a bunch of business men
Stuffed in the boardroom like pigs in a pen
The ties around the necks are like a hangman's noose
In the middle of the table theres a boiled goose

The old people smell makes you want to puke in the sink
These dudes will never dance yeah that's what you think
I stride in the room all young and hip
Hold up my boombox and say listen to this

[Julian Casablancas]
Then everyone started to move
People rejoiced instead of financing
Your preconcieved notions were shattered
By the super old white people dancing

[The Lonely Island]
The big apple, where people never dance
Spirits go down while profits expand
The cops or the dealers, who's got the juice
The street benders peddling their boiled goose

So many types of people will never get along
Till I bust out my boombox and play this song

[Julian Casablancas]
The music washed away all the hate
And society started advancing
Every demographic was represented
It was a rainbow coalition of dancing
Whoa!
Everyone was wearing fingerless gloves
Whoaaaaaoaaaaaoh!
I saw a spanish guy doing the Bartman

[The Lonely Island]
Transport now to an old folks home
Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones
The orderlies are stealing there's no excuse
Everyday for lunch they eat boiled goose

So I grabbed my boombox and hit the turbo base
And what happened next was a total disgrace

[Julian Casablancas]
Everybody started having sex
The music was way too powerful
A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits
It was disgusting to say the least
Oh!
A boombox can change the world
You gotta know your limits with a boombox
This was a cautionary tale
A boombox is not a toy


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Like A Boss Lyrics

Artist : the LONELY ISLAND
Album : Incredibad

Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review.
No problem.
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss.
Well, so take us through a day in the life of, "The Boss".
Well the first thing I do is--

Talk to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Read a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct work-flow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micro-manage (like a boss)
Promote synergy (like a boss)

Hit on Deborah (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)

Harassment Lawsuit (like a boss)
No Promotion (like a boss)
5th of vodka (like a boss)
Shit on Deborah's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh fuck man, I can't fucking do it, shit!

Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on Deborah's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the windows (like a boss)
Suck a dude's dick (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)

Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
Fuck his brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the Sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)

Uh huh. So that's an... average day for you then.
No doubt.
You chopped your balls off and died.
Hell yeah.
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick?
Nope.
Actually, I'm pretty sure you did.
Nah, that ain't me.
OK, well this has been eye-opening for me.
I'm the boss.
Ya, I know, I got that. You said it about 400 times.
I'm the boss.
Ya, ya, I got it.
I'm the boss.
No, I heard you, see you later!
(like a boss)


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We Like Sportz Lyrics

Artist : the LONELY ISLAND
Album : Incredibad

[Jorma:] Hello?
[Kiv:] Hi, do you want to go to a party with me?
[Jorma:] No. The game's on.
[Kiv:] Oh, I almost forgot. I'll be right there.

We like sportz and we don't care who knows
From shooting hoops, to the Super Bowl
We like sportz and we don't care who knows
Football Football Football. Tennis. Hockey. Golf.

The game is starting everyone is here,
I got my snacks, my friends, and a beer
Just two normal guyz hanging out having fun
[Kiv:] Right guy number 2?
[Jorma:] Yeah guy number 1.
E to the S to the P to the N
Is all I watch cause I'm the man
If my team loses I'll be mean all night
If you tell me to relax we'll get in a fight
Watching sportz with girls is a pain
They don't know the rules; there's no time to explain
Single, double, triple, home-run
For the celebration I'll shoot my gun
I like my friend, he's a real guys guy
He's not a loud-mouth like that cunt-hole Steve
We like sportz and we don't care who knows
From Wimbledon to the Astrodome

We like sportz and we don't care who knows
Football Football Football. Tennis. Hockey. Golf.

Now when I say "sportz", you say "nutz"
"Sportz!"
"Nutz!"
"Sportz!"
"Nutz!"
When I say "cheating", you say "sux"
"Cheating!"
"Sux!"
"Cheating!"
"Sux!"

I drink whiskey cause I like the taste
You think its bitter but I think its great
I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars
Don't believe me? Smell our cars
We're real men, and we like sportz
If you say we're not then we'll see you in court
[Jorma:] I'm team captain and I choose you
[Kiv:] I'm the other team captain and I choose you too
We steal the ball and we're off to the races
Then scare the other team with our mad dog faces like,
What what what what what what.
What what what what what what.

We like sportz and we don't care who knows
From the pregame toast to the wrap-up show
We like sportz and we don't care who knows
Football Football Football. Tennis. Hockey. Golf.

[Kiv:] Throw me the baseball.
[Jorma:] Now toss me the pig skin.
[Kiv:] Now feed me the rock.
[Jorma:] Now give me the rock.


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Dreamgirl Lyrics

Artist : the LONELY ISLAND
Album : Incredibad
(feat. Norah Jones)

(The following song is brought to you by Chex Mix)

Some dude once said that love is a many funny things
I know there's a perfect girl out there for me, cuz I see her
in my dreams

Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one
Out there for me
My love

Dream girl you amaze me all dressed in paisley
Love how not one but both eyes are lazy
When I first saw you you were drivin' the bus
Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros

Dream girl so beautiful, lips all crumby
Skin like asphalt, nose so runny
Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world
You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl

If you envision in sweats with the neon patch
Half eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth
Rainbow poncho, the female tonto
Hear a loud noise drop a bucket like a bronco

Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one
Out there for me
My love

You got your cellphone ring set to Sex and the City
You like a hot bowl of gritz only way more gritty
Straight drippin' your turquoise my Santa Fe queen
One short leg you got the Santa Fe Lean

It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep
And when you lift your skirt in public yo I can't help but peek
You like Cleopatra with the eyes of a pig
Love to watch you in the backer when you go out to dig

Girl how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck
Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck?
You put away slurpees like a trash can

Your smiles all stainy and your not too brainy and
I like that!

Talking to your shoes lke it's your friend
I like that!

Yellin' at the walls of make pretend
I like that!

Tellin' you to stop it then you don't
You said you gonna stop it in my sleep
But you won't!

Last week thought I saw you on the straight turn that was a bag of trash
Just a big ol' bag of trash
I thought you look like a bag of trash

Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room
Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon
Your sexy and your spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix
And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts

Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were British
Never take the Chex Mix cuz you always get skinnish
Open clamps with both feet cuz your ambidextrous
No point cuz we know you eat nothin' but Chex Mix

Chex Mix number one food snack in the land
It's the cereal taste that you eat with your hand
Chex Mix at your local grocer buy your box
Your family will all say
CHEX MIX ROCKS!

Chex Mix, your the snack for me, your the only one
I'll ever eat or buy
Chex Mix your delicious, you got 60% less fat than potato chips
The end


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Ras Trent Lyrics

Artist : the LONELY ISLAND
Album : Incredibad

Jah! Rastafarianism
Yes I, Ras Trent
Ba-da ding-ding-ding-ding whooaaaaa!
Who dem?
You no want test me champion sound

Oh fire pon Babylon
and fire pon a batty boy
Rude boy living in the shanty dorms
My roommate Nick is an ignorant ballhead!

Now chant down Babylon
midterm essays
Then puff from de chalice
I fi make from a Sprite can

Last week I read a book
about Selassie I
Then told my bomboclat parents
I was switching religions

Excuse I!
Oh hot stepper, you do so many dutty crimes
Nyabinghi!
And plus you're fully skylarking all the time

Unnu look ya now!

Have you ever noticed
how ball-heads suck?
Ba-da-da ding-ding-ding-ding
dong-dang ding-dong duck!

Excuse I for my skanking
give thanks and praise
Me toil part-time
at jah Cold Stone Creamery

In a dub style!
Roller skates...a DVD of Cool Runnings...Murder, She Wrote
Yagga-yagga-yagga yowwww!

Are you there Jah? It's me, Ras Trent
Are you there Jah? It's me, Ras Trent

Are you there Jah? It's me, Ras Trent
Please guide me [mumbles] pon your bike path of righteousness

Oh stannaho, stannaho, stannaho, stannahoy Jaaaah!
Fussing and fighting and Zion and Roots
Red Stripe, Shabba, Ragamuffin and culture
Me night nurse never want to plant de corn
Skiddily-whoa
Diddily, skiddily diddily diddily...[fades out]


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Dick In A Box Lyrics

Artist : the LONELY ISLAND
Album : Incredibad
(feat. Justin Timberlake)

Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
a dick in a box...


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Punch You In The Jeans Lyrics

Artist : the LONELY ISLAND
Album : Incredibad

These days, a lot a cats is outta line
Seems to me, like they need to get punched
Yeah, but where you gonna punch em?
Yo, the choice is obvious
I'll punch you in the jeans
I'll punch you in the jeans
This is not a case of man vs machine
You think that you're safe, thought you got away clean?
I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans
I got my fists clenched, gonna throw a haymaka
Rockin your slacks from here to jaimaica
Shake in your boots, cuz I'm the earthquaka
Bringin those jeans round here was a mistaka
I gotta vendetta, it's against your jeans (yeah)
Gonna put my knuckles up against the seams
They can be on your legs or on the clothesline
But when I see the zipper and cloth, it's go time!
And I'm zeroed in, I got the tunnel vision
Gonna cover you in shit like a ton of pigeons
Man I hate your jeans, I'm gonna bruise that denim
It really doesn't matter as long as you're in em'
Yo we'll punch your jeans, we've said it before
Best believe this is not a metaphor
Better watch your back, cuz we're on the creep
And we won't stop till your jeans are six feet deep!
Man I'll murder your jeans, I'll feed em to the fishes
Heres what I'd do, if I had three wishes
Punch your jeans, on all three counts
It would bring me satisfaction in large amounts
If I had three wishes I would do the same
We see eye to eye in this jean punch game
I'd lay em in a field, where there's chemical sprayin
But I'd punch em first, yo that goes without sayin (yeah)
Acid wash pleats or a nifty cuff
It's just another jean for my fist to stuff
Throwin fistacuffs, eat pants like bag lunches
Jeans pronounced dead
Cause of death?
Hecka punches!
Yo we'll punch your jeans, we've said it before
Best believe this is not a metaphor
You got somethin to say, we got the proper retorts
Beat your jeans so bad that they'll wish they were shorts
Gonna revise your Levi's with physical harm
Put divets in the rivets with my physical arm
Gonna beat those jeans, gonna dip em in slime
Turn your 501s into 499s
When I punch a jean I like to imagine a face
The fly is the nose and the balls are the base of the face
You got taste and it shows my man
God damn your jean brand got me throwin my hands
Gonna go back in time, find the man who made jeans
And choke him to death, if you know what I mean
Yo I know what you mean, so keep your jeans on a hush
Breakout, before you get bumrushed
Yo we'll punch your jeans, we've said it before
Best believe this is not a metaphor
So take off your jeans, and reverse the curse
Cuz we the best jean punchers in the universe
(It really doesn't matter as long as you're in em') [x2]


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Space Olympics Lyrics

Artist : the LONELY ISLAND
Album : Incredibad

Reach for the stars!

You stand on a distant planet
Skyline of red plateaus
Strange air and vegetation
You're a winner!

Welcome to the Space Olympics
The year Thirty Twenty Two
Take part in a grand tradition
Your name echoes in the holes of the universe!

Believe in yourself!
Take your game into outer space!

Every single galactic athlete
Needs a coded ID badge
Drug tests are mandatory
You're a winner!

The Athlete's Village is on Zargon
You all get a junior suite
We don't cover incidentals
So keep your ass off the minibar!

You're the best in the world!
Brace yourself 'cause there's no gravity!

You're in the motherfuckin' Space Olympics!

Let it be known by every nation
You'll only get one meal a day
There was a bit of a budget SNAFU
And food funding is insufficient

We can't really enforce a curfew
As there is no light or sound
Just one of the many problems
With hosting a sporting event in space.

Attention all athletes. There are minor scheduling adjustments.

Space Disc! Is totally cancelled.
Space Swords! Is totally cancelled.
Space Luge! Is also cancelled.
And all other events are pending!

Welcome to your Space Olympics
All the oxygen has run out
And someone who will not be named
Accidentally hit self-destruct

As you file to your escape pods
I'll distract the alien hordes
And as I stare death in the face I know my sins will take me to hell.

You do it for the love
My love
And there ain't no woman that could take your spot my love


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Natalie's Rap Lyrics

Artist : the LONELY ISLAND
Album : Incredibad
(feat. Natalie Portman)

[Interview #1]
[I] We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman
[N] Hello
[I] So Natalie, tell us what a day in the life of Natalie Portman is like?
[N] Do you really want to know?
[I] Please tell us

[Natalie Portman]
I don't sleep motherfucker off that 'gnac and the durban
Doin 120 gettin head while I'm swervin
(Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick)
Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick
I'm bustin dudes valves like gushers motherfucker
Pull up to NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker
What you want Natalie? (To drink and fight!)
What you need Natalie? (To fuck all night!)
Don't test me when I'm crazy off that airplane group
Put my foot down your throat til your shit's in my shoe
Leave you screamin, pay for my dry-cleanin
Fuck your man it's my name that he's screamin!

[Interview #2]
[I] I'm sorry Natalie, are we to believe that you condone driving while intoxicated?
[N] I never said that I was a role model
[I] But, what about the kids that look up to you?
[I] Do you have a message for them?

[Natalie Portman]
All the kids lookin up to me can suck my dick
It's Portman motherfucker, drink til I'm sick
Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole
Watch you laugh and cry; while I laugh, you die
And to all the dudes, you know I'm talkin to you
(We love you Natalie!) I wanna fuck you too!
(Hey!) It's for Portman! (Hey!) It's for pussies!
I'll kill your fuckin dog for fun, so don't push me

[Interview #3]
[I] Well Natalie, I'm surprised, all this coming from a Harvard graduate?
[N] Well, there's a lot you may not know about me
[I] Really, such as?

[Natalie Portman]
When I was in Harvard I smoked weed everyday
I cheated every test and snorted all the yay
I gotta def posse, you gotta lot of dudes
I sit right down on your face and take a shit

[The Lonely Island]
Natalie, you are a bad ass bitch (hell yeah~!)
And I'll always pay for your dry-cleanin
When my shit gets in your shoe (What!) as for the drug use
Well I can't vouch for that, my dick is scared of you (ooh)

[Outro]
[I] Natalie, one final question
[I] If you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it?
[N] No more questions
[I] What!


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Bing Bong Brothers Lyrics

Artist : the LONELY ISLAND
Album : Incredibad

[The Lonely Island]
You, might, like, our penises

Hey girl, from over here your butt looks soft
Maybe if I could touch it, I could tell if it's soft
Tell me if it's soft, cause I'd really like to touch it
And then I'll show you my penis (you guys)
And then I'll show you my penis (you guys)
And then I'll show you my penis (you guys)
You, might, like, my penis

Hey pretty girl, did you go to college?
Did you get your B.A., with all that knowledge?
I like your boobies, in your shirt
Please let me show you my penis (mmmm)
Please let me show you my penis (aoww)
Please let me show you my penis (mmmm)
You, might, like, my penis

(OHH!) Look at our penises
(OHH!) Look at our penises
(UHH!) Look at our penises
(UHH!) You, will, like, our penises

I, will, look, at your vagina


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My Cup Lyrics

Artist : E-40
Album : Grit & Grind
(feat. Suga T)

[Chorus - 2x]
I got my cup, I got my plastic cup
I got my cup, I got my plastic cup
I got my cup, I got my plastic cup
You got your cup (I got my cup)

[E-40]
One of these playas is doing they own thang
And some of these playas is kinda the same
One of these playas is unlike the others
Now it's time to spit my game
I'm leaning, I got that purple colors brightness
Ms. Buttersworth up in my white cup, white cup
Codeine'ing, dropping that Swishahouse groove music
And I'm fucked up, and I'm fucked up
A playa's sweating, shoot dice up under the staircase
Talking hell-a-loud grabbing his balls and side betting like a veteran
All my weeples just come hard, reach into my pockets
Pulled out a wad of money and I threw my dogs up on it
It's expected, cause way back when I couldn't afford
When a playa like me was leaking, had my back like a ? board
Now that I'm eating, the game done blessed me mayn
Everyday is my birthday, I'm about that ice cream and cake
Looking for a batch with no pan and
I'm a guerilla meals must like Brandy
Like the R&B singer, Christian brother twist
Getting gone, plastic cup in the traffic bumping this

[Chorus - 2x]

[E-40]
Hickory dickory dock
I dick the boost down with my dock
I was on stuck, she was on top
Pour me some more in my cup

[Suga-T]
We working with a lot, can't let em catch us slipping
Can't sit the cup down, can't let em know we tripping
I'ma keep a cup, full of Check-A-Hater juice
Eyes behind my head, can't let em catch me loose
He's a fool, usually wanting to put it on me
Got a low attention span, and the average can't afford me
I'm a boss chick, like that-that-that-that-that-that
And you are bossy uh, I got your back

[Chorus - 2x]

[E-40]
Head, shoulders, knees and toes
Pimps, playas, hustlas, hoes
Simps, haters, bustas, marks
Saps, suckas, haters, sars
Well I'm at a park, at a club after dark
At a football game, your date in the parking lot
Them hoochies know my name, I'm not a popsicle
But a fool, can you do the other side of the pimp
Stick and move, all about my uh paper route
When I'm drunk, that's when my true feelings come out
I ain't no punk, you got your easmic stuff
Plus some funk, in real life I'll fuck you up

[Chorus - 2x]


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Lifestyles Lyrics

Artist : E-40
Album : Grit & Grind

[Verse 1]
Desperado always drinkin' out the bottle
Young hyena with the HK hollow point staple spray
Turf tight soil block warrior from the avenue
Mean muggin' like I'm mad at you
Boiler make Baker's whiskey mixed in with my brew
Celebratin' smoking Mendocino bud this is the lifestyle of a thug
A hooligan a heathen wolverine everybody on my team got a triple beam
Tossin' candy to the dope fiends
Million dollar spot million dollar dreams
Four or five different colored techa-marines
Yellow diamonds and stones and two-way pager phones
Plushed out SUV's smokin Leprechaun
Flowers in the back seat watchin' Austin Powers with the windows up
Lost tryin' to get where we gettin'
Talking to the operator on my OnStar system

[Chorus x2]
This is the lifestyle that I choose
We smoke tweed get ki'd all day and drink brews
Which of these rap stars fart, shit, burp and get paper
Spray myself with sucka repellent and shake haters

[Verse 2]
Every morning I got to have a nice fat joint and a hot bubble bath
Wrapped in a Backwood or a Zig-Zag
Eyes red like a broad on a rag
My pants sag down past my waistline with the vive
When I leave the coffee table got my nine by my spine
Funkin' like its goin' out of style
Mo' beef than a cow speakin ebonics
Evonics and broken English from Venus
Intelligent hoodlums and geniuses
From the inner city Al Capones and Frank Nittys
From the ruler to the tutor hubba heada shoota
In the back for a hubble rock or crack

[Chorus x2]

[Verse 3]
See uh I just look like this but I'm really about my scratch
See what it is I want the po-pos to think that
I'm just as square as a box of apple jacks
I shoot craps drive GMC Avalanches and EXT Cadillacs
If you snooze you lose I know you got a lot a trust in your dudes
But check for traps and clues nobodys playin' by the rules anymore
Not even the people that made 'em up
My hood is corrupted and full of infidel one poverty
Not too much faithfulness mostly all betrayal
Mostly all my folks are dead or locked away in jail
Speakin' about some people that I miss
Tijuana Carter, Ricardo Slay and Lisa Smith
Fred, Tito, Pat and Kobe and OG dead brother Fab the big homie
Hillside representin' this to the fullest
And all my homies locked down pullin' bullets

[Chorus x3]

Uhhhhhhh!


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Til The Dawn Lyrics

Artist : E-40
Album : Grit & Grind
(feat. Suga Free, Bosko)

[Talking]
Testing testing, Bosko where they at
Tonight swinger what we getting into

[Chorus: Bosko - 2x]
If you wanna dance we can do it tonight
If you wanna smoke c'mon it's alright
If you wanna drink c'mon we popping Don Perion
Doing the damn thang till the dawn

[E-40: Bridge]
Love me tender, love me sweet, I'm a thug, pack my heat
All I do is spit these ki's, L-I-P's, overseas
Get your feddy, stack your bread
Make them duck heads give you head
If it's money, bout them dollas
Jack your stacks and pop your collars

[Verse 1: E-40]
Ooooh, fa shiggedel
So slick, so sly, so slal
Ghost pick, those thighs, those gals
Came prepared, to my last show
Fire it up, wire it up off of the a sal
Hide in the birds trying to throw it at me now
Let me breathe on you for a minute as I snatch up
This fine ass little brusslesprout and I have to apprehend her

[Chorus]

[Verse 2: Suga Free]
Now guess what, what, chicken butt
Bitch goody goody, wait a minute
It wouldn't be cracking if my cousin
4-Tre wasn't in it, goody goody
Now if you wanna dance, smoke, drink
We got the party cracking like all for you baby
Goody goody, god, make a pimp wanna jump back
Goody goody, don't stop, the beat rock
Cause we hot, the heat rock, and don't stop
Believing, just get your money where you're breathing
This is for the thugs set butts in they laps, goody goody
And this is for E-40 and The Click in the land goody goody

[Chorus]

[Verse 3: E-40]
I prosaic, chemically imbalanced
Black folks, lactose and talerance
Red cup, strictly riding gut
Hard licking tricking, bitch playa banked up
Love the baby with the big butt
Walking up, to my F5-50 truck
What's your name, Sandra
Like that, where you from, Atlanta

[E-40: Bridge]

[Chorus - 2x]


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End Of The World Lyrics

Artist : E-40
Album : Grit & Grind

[Intro]
It's the end of the world (world)
Everybody's lookin for some satisfaction
I just want me a girl (girl)
Every motherfucker with some weed start passin
It's the end of the game (game)
All my fuckin homies chasin G's ain't nothin
It ain't hard to explain (explain)

[E-40]
Came in the game with a few dollars, I left the game with a few mill'
That's the way I woulda retired from this rap game fo' real
Get a distribution deal, brush up some of this dirty scrill
Live up on the hill, like E-40 Fonzariggadale - end of my history
Showin some love to all of my thugs, all of my folks incarcerated
Liftin waterbacks and drinkin mud, walkin the yard with they elbow up
Poppy grains crushed up, big A and little A
My cousin Freddy Smith and Mack North, see ya when you touch down
Man I'm doin alright, I missed your call the other day
But I got yo' kite, you know my cousin such-and-such done got back on the pipe
They took her down the other night for tryin to steal a bike
Anyway, we walkin on, man I can't wait 'til y'all get home
Man there's so many funny style-ass negroes on this earth the real ones gone
Hoe shit lead to mo' shit (mo' shit)
Gats is cheap man ain't no mo' money left out here
Man I'm one of the last of the Mohicans

[Chorus]
It's the end of the world (world)
Everybody's lookin for some satisfaction
I just want me a girl (girl)
Every motherfucker with some weed start passin
It's the end of the game (game)
All my fuckin homies chasin G's ain't nothin
It ain't hard to explain (explain)
My gunspray'll pop this off the world keep stackin

[E-40]
Uhhhhhh, I ain't tryin to be landin in a {?}
For whatever it's worth I'ma get off first
Better him than me though, I done got down on fools befo'
Come with the package 'specially when you're out there pitchin blow
I wear these glasses to look like a nerd, square off like Urkel
Movin too fast like turbo, gotta slow it down like turtles
Scrillionaire, millionaire, overcomin obstacles and hurdles
There's somethin 'bout my circle
Surrounded by Saggitarius, not too many Virgos
Just Scorpios and Aries, like...
Like right now I'm in the local booth, whassup slugger?
Hey Pimp Juice! Ya alright? Oh fo' sho'! Fa shiggadale
You got some tweak? Nope I smoked it to the fingernails
The fingernails? Yeah cuz-o, the fingernails
Man I'm so high right now that I can barely even spell
Barely spell? On the real pimpin I can't tell
Pimpin you lyin I, yeah mayn I'm drunk as hell

[Chorus]

[E-40]
It's about a quarter after nine (nine) I know I opened up
a verse with that line before but I'ma say it one mo' time
I think I drunk too much wine (too much wine)
Anybody got a Motrin? I feel like my head's explodin
Wakin up in the mornin, squeezin and fartin and yawnin
Smokin a joint to the dome and
Talkin on my burnt out phone and, to my breakin broad that ain't knowin
To my mistress broad be hoein, my mistress broad that's hoein
In lieu of my pregnant broad that's showin, glarin and glowin
Ready to drop the load explode, sittin on the porch, lightin a torch
Puffin on a clove, in and out of church, back and forth
Hustlin gangster mode, run back in on that turf, sellin that Nerf
That soft white rocky road, dolla danglin for danglin gangland
Manglin (manglin), set you up and bangin claimin (claimin)
The park in the game that rainin, off there drinkin and thinkin
Chokin and sparkin and flamin, barely maintainin (barely maintainin)
Hopin and wishin and dreamin the Lord'll let me into his kingdom
(Let me into his kingdom)

[Chorus - 2X]


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